Seinfeldian

Memorable and humorous quotes and facts from the television series Seinfeld.

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Its Guys and Dolls, not Guys and Guys.

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I don't even think a regular psychiatrist would help you. You need to go to like, Vienna.

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Do you know who you are? You're Even Steven!

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Newman you magnificent bastard!!

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George likes the bananas!!!

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Who?? Who will not wear se ribbon??

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This is Golden Boy's son, Baby Blue.

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So you were violated by two people while you were under the gas, so what? You're single.

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That's right folks I just had 3 shots of Hennigans and I don't smell.

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Jerry Seinfeld's apartment number (on the show) is 5A. In the old episodes it was 3A.

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What's that stuff in turkey that makes you sleepy? Tryptophan!!

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Maybe the dingo ate your baby!

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The woman had an orgasam under false pretenses. Thats sexual perjury!

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This...is morning mist.

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Jerry Stiller is 85 today! Another Festivus miracle.

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@GamecockWalt You stop it man.. you're FREAKING ME OUT!!!

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They don't just over cook a hamburger Jerry...

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I admire the hell out of her. You can't have sex with someone you admire.

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Oh come on im eating here

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Artistic integrity? Where did you come up with that? You're not artistic and you have no integrity!