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Modern Seinfeld
@SeinfeldToday
What if Seinfeld were still on the air? (Tweets by @JackPMoore and @JoshGondelman.)
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Modern Seinfeld
@SeinfeldToday
over 10 years ago
Modern Seinfeld co-author
@joshgondelman
has co-written a whole book! It's called "You Blew It," and it's out today! http://t.co/PPzFQ4C5y1
Modern Seinfeld
@SeinfeldToday
over 10 years ago
George's GF wants a "no phones at dinner" rule. G: "We had a good thing going, Jerry! Now we're supposed to talk? That can only end badly!"
Modern Seinfeld
@SeinfeldToday
almost 11 years ago
After her fuck buddy texts her that she should come over to "watch Netflix," Elaine is pissed when he actually just wants to watch Netflix.
Modern Seinfeld
@SeinfeldToday
almost 11 years ago
Jerry refuses to go to a Cash Only diner. J:"They’ve seen the credit card! They know the credit card! It’s time to accept the credit card!"
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@SeinfeldTV
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Seth MacFarlane
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Go check out my new album "Lush Life: The Lost Sinatra Arrangements" out now!
Modern Seinfeld
@SeinfeldToday
almost 11 years ago
When George falls for a Twitter bot, Kramer claims he once Catfished himself. J:How’s that even possible? K:Oh I’m good Jerry. I’m real good
Modern Seinfeld
@SeinfeldToday
almost 11 years ago
Elaine’s autocorrect makes her look racist in front of her new boss. E:“Why would they even program that in?” J:“I’m sure they didn’t!"
Modern Seinfeld
@SeinfeldToday
about 11 years ago
Kramer thinks the NSA is spying on him, so he goes "off the grid." Except he uses Jerry's phone, computer & email. "You're just on MY grid!"
Modern Seinfeld
@SeinfeldToday
about 11 years ago
When the WiFi George usually steals suddenly has a password, he becomes addicted to trying to “hack” in. J:“Just get your own!” G:“NEVER!"
Modern Seinfeld
@SeinfeldToday
about 11 years ago
Jerry meets an amazing woman on JDate but when he begins to suspect she's faking her Judaism, Kramer volunteers to investigate.
Modern Seinfeld
@SeinfeldToday
about 11 years ago
George refuses to listen to his GF's voicemails, gets dumped. “It’s 2015! Send a text! I don’t want to hear your voice if I don’t have to!”
Modern Seinfeld
@SeinfeldToday
about 11 years ago
Elaine has no idea what her BF does for a living and it’s now too late to ask. E:“Teacher, I think. Or a doctor? Wait Is ‘computers' a job?"
Modern Seinfeld
@SeinfeldToday
over 11 years ago
When Jerry dumps a woman who works for Time Warner Cable, his Internet stops working. She won’t get it fixed unless he takes her out again.
Modern Seinfeld
@SeinfeldToday
over 11 years ago
George goes to war with an evil barista who writes embarrassing things on George's cup instead of his name.
Modern Seinfeld
@SeinfeldToday
over 11 years ago
George refuses to date a woman when he sees her on 2 different dating apps. G:”It’s too desperate.” J:”How’d you find out?” G:”I’m on both."
Modern Seinfeld
@SeinfeldToday
over 11 years ago
Jerry's GF texts in the movies but acts like it's okay because she sits in the last row. GF:Who am I bothering?! J:Me! You're bothering me!
Modern Seinfeld
@SeinfeldToday
over 11 years ago
Jerry takes a date to Tim Whatley's Super Bowl party. She dumps Jerry when he cries at a commercial."What? The dog really loved that horse!"
Modern Seinfeld
@SeinfeldToday
over 11 years ago
A woman accuses George of harrassing her by DM-ing her. G:"I was being friendly!" E:"Oh please.There's no such thing as a 'friendly' DM."
Modern Seinfeld
@SeinfeldToday
over 11 years ago
After Elaine's BF logs into his email on her computer, she makes the mistake of searching her name & seeing everything he's said about her.
Modern Seinfeld
@SeinfeldToday
over 11 years ago
Kramer pitches an insane ad to McDonald’s. “Sure everyone loves your burgers but what if you made it seem like your burgers loved everyone?"
Modern Seinfeld
@SeinfeldToday
over 11 years ago
George rejects a Tinder girl when all her photos feature multiple girls. E:”What if she’s the pretty one?” G:“How naive can you be, Elaine?"
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