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He/Haw/Him

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@UAPReportingCnt Those unreleased Epstein files must really be something.

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@overclassifiedx Everyone’s getting into the act…

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@overclassifiedx

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@WhiteHouse Those unreleased Epstein files must really be something.

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@Docneuroeo They’re here!

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@InterstellarUAP Those unreleased Epstein files must REALLY be something.

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@Tang605 @GuntherEagleman Party on Little Marco!

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@MAGAQ1945 @katelykeanon @theliamnissan Is it Vance’s first rodeo tho?

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@atrupar @NotHoodlum Can’t unsee a canned ham.

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@VSaknussem @MAGA_Aliens Stretch the Epstein files distraction out as long as possible. A month at least.

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@MAGA_Aliens

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@InterstellarUAP

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@FoxNews “It’ll be over in four to six weeks” 😂

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@MAGA_Aliens

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@thedailybeast But has she seen the Dow?!?

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@Miketcollier3 @GovPritzker Bailey already devoured it all 🤷🏻‍♀️

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@kenkdouble @GovPritzker He’s just a little porky.

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@JohnCleese @sandibachom I thought the war was ended “in the first 24 hours” tho?