Zo

just me

[Zo @SeitzZoe]

Vibrator died, trying something new, might see god tonight.

[Zo @SeitzZoe]

Just watched my lesbian sister sniff out the softball section at dicks like a hound dog during hunting season…pack it up queer!

[Zo @SeitzZoe]

My gay boyfriend fucks like a feminist

[Zo @SeitzZoe]

My favorite thing to be is a beautiful woman crop dusting everyone at the bar

[Zo @SeitzZoe]

@HumorTV__ Bitch that’s the cop from muppets most wanted let him chill

[drew @hydratedangel]

moderator: you have 1 minute

trump

[Matti @matticure]

Assassinate a lavender latte maybe

[Zo @SeitzZoe]

The only I’m learning at comedy school is how to read a room

[Zo @SeitzZoe]

I know you ass wants a very berry daiquiri from Applebees

[Zo @SeitzZoe]

This shit would do wonders for my back rn

[Zo @SeitzZoe]

My papa furthering my mid-class not feeling like a real human fueled panic attack

[sowa @sevariia]

its pansexual as hell over there

[Zo @SeitzZoe]

In the Tam for the first time, THERE ARE NO BITCHES HERE🙄😭

[Zo @SeitzZoe]

Friends and I ran through the subway turnstile and the T worker said “IF U CAN AFFORD DUNKIN U CAN AFFORD THE T TICKET.” Um no mama it’s free coffee Monday at dunkin🫶🏼😂🥳😌😍

[Zo @SeitzZoe]

National GF day showed me that all my homophobic high school bullies are all suddenly queer now…

[Zo @SeitzZoe]

Just caught my little sister with a vape and her excuse was “it’s prom”

[Zo @SeitzZoe]

Mimosa got me quoting South Park verbatim

[Zo @SeitzZoe]

Who is Ted and why is HE talking?!

[Zo @SeitzZoe]

Coworker won’t stop talking about his divorce…girl shud up🥱💞💍💫👅💅🏻

[Zo @SeitzZoe]

Trying out a new voice tn for the Miami club scene