Benevolent Dictator

Eclectic..
I'm an open book, written in a doctors scrawl...

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@weird_oo Durmstrang lot.

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@eowynlerdenme GRRM is giggling and kicking his feet right now..

[Sele Ijewere @seleijewere]

YouTube music algorithm has to be the best to me.
One song can unlock a 100 songs you completely forgot about in quick succession.

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@Dozy_diablo You forget he flew away from the castle. Only other person that could do that was the Dark Lord.

The Alastor we were introduced to after a year in Crouch's captivity did not have feats to match Snape.

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@juicy_bela Choo choo..

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@Febsbaby_ Charms, particularly Leglimency...

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@alludara There's need for another Clone wars Volume for this Tpain era..
We are stressed out.

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@alludara I agree, it edges slightly.
But Clone Wars when in the vibe for it hits like crazy..

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@TheUpperEnt @alludara you want to weigh in here?

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@_OT__ A kid gets thrown off a building in Episode 1

A direwolf tears out an assassins throat, a prince gets slapped around and is also attacked by another wolf in Episode 2

The dialogues between Ned Stark vs Jamie, Ned vs Small council in Episode 3..

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@MakinaAzulMx Casually descending from the heavens to dispense duty.. with knees that hold up..

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@broski_ng Pree mi..

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@Alex_Houseof308 GRRM and James Patterson phase here..

[yimika. @yimikaaaa]

Full grown adults that can’t swim, cycle, skate, backpack, take a gap year, vacation, play an instrument or speak multiple foreign languages. Just a lifetime of hustling and trying to leave survival mode. These are subtle poverty metrics that no one really talks about

[Alhaji @yeankhar]

The AI touch is brilliant 😂😂

[Alex Onyia @winexviv]

I have been thinking about something lately, and the more I think about it, the more disturbing it becomes.

A lot of Nigerians became poor without doing anything wrong.

They didn’t stop working. They didn’t become lazy. They didn’t suddenly become irresponsible.

They simply woke up one day and realised that the money they had worked for could no longer buy the things it used to buy.

Think about someone earning ₦100,000 a month.

The person still wakes up early every morning, goes to work, puts in the same hours, probably works even harder, gets promoted occasionally and does everything society says a responsible person should do.

Yet every year, that person seems to be able to afford less.

At some point, ₦50,000 could buy a reasonable amount of food for the house. Today, you can enter the market with the same ₦50,000 and genuinely wonder where the money went.

Nothing happened to you.

The economy happened to you.

And I think this is something we don’t talk about enough.

Imagine working hard for years, only for circumstances completely outside your control to quietly reduce the value of everything you have worked for.

You didn’t lose your job.

You didn’t lose your salary.

But somehow, you lost your standard of living.

That is poverty too.

And this is why I struggle with the way we sometimes discuss palliatives.

Of course, when people are hungry, you must find ways to help them immediately. There is nothing wrong with providing temporary relief.

But surely, the bigger question should be:

Why did millions of working Nigerians suddenly need palliatives in the first place?

If a man could comfortably buy a bag of rice from his salary a few years ago and today he needs government assistance to buy that same bag of rice, giving him rice may solve today’s hunger.

But it has not solved the actual problem.

The real problem is that his labour has lost value.

And perhaps that is what we should be obsessed with fixing.

How do we make the Nigerian worker’s income valuable again?

How do we make ₦100,000 buy more next year, rather than less?

How do we make food cheaper by producing more?

How do we reduce the cost of energy and transportation?

How do we build an economy where salaries can actually keep up with the cost of living?

Because when I think deeply about it, perhaps one of the greatest things a government can do for its people is not to keep giving them money.

It is to build an economy where the money they earn has value.

There is dignity in being able to take care of yourself from the product of your own labour.

There is dignity in a teacher being able to feed a family from teaching.

There is dignity in a nurse being able to pay rent from nursing.

There is dignity in a young person working an honest job and gradually seeing life improve.

People should be able to look back after five years of hard work and say, “My life has become better.”

Not, “I earn more money today, but somehow I can afford less.”

That is the part that keeps bothering me.

Millions of Nigerians are not asking to become millionaires overnight.

They just want hard work to make sense again.

And maybe that should be one of the simplest ways we measure whether our economy is actually working:

Is the ordinary Nigerian who works hard becoming progressively better off, or progressively poorer?

Everything else is secondary.

[JD @Juddywizard]

Anytime I wan calculate my end-of-month expenses, na then I go begin see names wey I no sabi.

Who be Zaidu Yusuf, and Wetin dey happen for my life wey make me send you ₦12,400 for 2:32 a.m??

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@Bhokisi_

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@Letter_to_Jack 24 rooms?

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