Sydney Bruner

sometimes I feel like everybody be trippin but me

[Sydney Bruner @SelaineB95]

Everyone delete @Snapchat

[Sydney Bruner @SelaineB95]

And the stock market just crashed ! Go don! https://t.co/3mLW89lVC4

[Donald J. Trump @realDonaldTrump]

Thanks to the historic TAX CUTS that I signed into law, your paychecks are going way UP, your taxes are going way DOWN, and America is once again OPEN FOR BUSINESS!

[Brian Krassenstein @krassenstein]

FACT:

Under President Obama the the Dow Jones Industrial average never dropped more than 650 points in a single day.

Under Trump it has happened twice in just over a year.

Tell me again Donald, about how well the stock market is doing because of you...

[Sydney Bruner @SelaineB95]

When your Brita water is a bigger hit than your chicken bites at your #SuperBowl party

[Sydney Bruner @SelaineB95]

#selfiekid for president #2020

[Sydney Bruner @SelaineB95]

Where are the #selfiekid memes come on already #SuperBowlLII #Halftime

[Sydney Bruner @SelaineB95]

We hobbits are a quiet folk, Adventures make one late for dinner

[’HIMitar Berbatov @Malonthemoon__]

Abraham: Isaac, we going to the mountain to perform a sacrifice.

Isaac: I don’t see the ram father, what are we sacrificing?

Abraham: https://t.co/1v5uzR8C2o

[Sydney Bruner @SelaineB95]

Oh my god I’m balling https://t.co/Nq9XwpVEet

[Sydney Bruner @SelaineB95]

When they don’t know you got screenshots

[Sydney Bruner @SelaineB95]

Well I love you so dearly, I love you so fearlessly, I’ll wake you up in the morning so early just to tell you I got the wanderin blues

[Sydney Bruner @SelaineB95]

Not only is @DrTeals the greatest company to bless this planet, but they also don’t test on animals. Bath on, fellow Americans.

[Sydney Bruner @SelaineB95]

@Its_me_cameron @NatalieBruner2 Serve unto the lord you guys read the Bible

[Sydney Bruner @SelaineB95]

Just saw a very high tech looking trash can on campus and had to dispose of my empty dorito bag. I stared at it for 2 minutes hoping it wasn’t some kind of paper holder thing. Shoved bag in can. Ran away. Still don’t know.

[Sydney Bruner @SelaineB95]

Tunechi

[Sydney Bruner @SelaineB95]

“I wanna make two things clear to everyone in this room ; number 1, never betray me, and number 2, it’s time to leave.”

[Sydney Bruner @SelaineB95]

Hungry but lazy

[Sydney Bruner @SelaineB95]

“What is this, sauerkraut?” - dad picking up a trash bag full of coffee grinds

[Sydney Bruner @SelaineB95]

Askin Where’s my heart, good luck findin that.