Aurora De Witt | Parody

It might surprise you to know that cartographers still exist. Well, we do. I’m one. These are my adventures. OC MDNI RᴏʟᴇPʟᴀʏ #Chaos

[Aurora De Witt | Parody @SeldomListens]

You could kind of say that the science and art of cartography runs in the family. But, I chose my own path within the field.

Rivers. Water. The ever changing shorelines and river patterns that effect water conservation efforts and so much more!

Truth is, it gives me an >>

[Aurora De Witt | Parody @SeldomListens]

I’d apologize but I’m not sorry.

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Met this woman in the back yard earlier, when I had to get something from the garage.

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❓ You should knee him in the nuts, you look like you'll be good at it
💬 Such violence… #tellonym https://t.co/URLb5mQoxN

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❓ letters, like handwritten ones?
💬 Yes. I know, I’m weird. #tellonym https://t.co/diIkYANzgC

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❓ finish the threat to say to an annoying guy that isn't taking no as an answer?🤷‍♀️

I'm gonna kick you in the balls so hard that ... ?
💬 … you’re daddy is gonna feel it. #tellonym https://t.co/wg98Qjdj7j

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❓ Can you ride my face?
💬 You’re forward. #tellonym https://t.co/sPOCvxP7mU

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❓ How would you fight off a guy if he grabs your by the wrists?
💬 I’d say I’d knee him in the nuts but I think that would start a whole other slew of questions so I’m going to go with… headbutt him. Hopefully I don’t knock myself silly. #tellonym https://t.co/8Ew70HrU6W

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❓ "I need..." finish the sentence
💬 “… a drink.” #tellonym https://t.co/K7BRUnb9MW

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❓ how do u make sure ur guy knows ur missing him when u guys are long distance?
💬 I’d let him know. I’d tell him. I’d send him random letters that I’m thinking about him. #tellonym https://t.co/ICI3iHGEj3

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❓ What do you think when guys wear makeup?
💬 I think they want to look good. #tellonym https://t.co/x3VAJoDAwt

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❓ how is ur love life right now?
💬 What love life? #tellonym https://t.co/3algTL3wx5

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@Sunny_Ev3 @AintGotaCrown Believe me, you’re not missing out on a thing!

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The fuck are randomly adding me to a group chat for?

[Aurora De Witt | Parody @SeldomListens]

@APuzzledEnigma That is pretty much exactly what I did!

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@AintGotaCrown I was thrown for a moment, thinking it was important or I was special. But, nope!

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// Got one of those weird spam DM things. Can’t believe that crap is still going around.

Never click on links people send in your DMs. Sure as hell don’t follow them over to Discord for anything.

Protect yourselves.

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❓ tell me one good thing and one bad thing that happened today?
💬 Today… I woke up, so that’s a good thing. I stubbed my toe, so that’s a bad thing. #tellonym https://t.co/ve4JvXO4Ey

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❓ who are the special people in ur life
💬 I don’t really have anyone specific. I have a few professors I keep in contact with, there’s Pietro who runs the bar/post office/general goods store in the little village I’ve been based out of. The... #tellonym https://t.co/5zHzTI0mNE

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❓ Can we be mains?
💬 I don’t know what that means. #tellonym https://t.co/qNimRBMRSv

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❓ so crazy how jealous you got in your last relationship, lmao
💬 LMAO what relationship? #tellonym https://t.co/0LA0iVuROi

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❓ Why so inactive
💬 Work, friend. #tellonym https://t.co/Du8OhuBzhw