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On occasion, I make sense!

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The Select urge to shitpost

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Hey! I'm playing Pokemon instead of my responsibilities: https://t.co/ebnYOHPIVm

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Shh :) https://t.co/KtRIeDBe2d

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Hecc

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Happy new year (almost!) https://t.co/KtRIeDBe2d

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Ness once tried to release a hip hop album. Called it Lil Ness X.

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Princess Zelda is named after fucking Zelda Fitzgerald???

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What happens if you leave room for Jesus and he steals your girl?

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@VibeWithoutTheV What the…

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@maxapessoa I missed you 🥺

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The natural converse to “I can fix him” is “She can ruin me”

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@VibeWithoutTheV Sponsored strim when?

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So they couldn’t get Anthony Starr for Mortal Kombat, but they could get him for… a random mobile ad?

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Someday, people will click save buttons on the internet without knowing what a clipboard is

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People always talk about the roaring 20s. But what about the sore throat 30s?

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I’m still emotionally distraught over Bobby, the Bob-omb from Origami King

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@VibeWithoutTheV You "scrumpt"?? That's enough internet for you

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I’m no doctor, but I am bound to the hypocritic oath

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