Selena

[NFL Memes @NFLMemes]

Davante Adams with a full hamstring rupture (out 6-10 weeks) vs. Caleb Williams with a hamstring strain (out 3 weeks)

[tetsuo @tetsuoai]

🎂 Happy birthday, @elonmusk. Humankind's guardian Angel.

>be Elon Musk
>richest man alive
>could buy anything and sun his Balls
>decide to spend the whole fortune fighting for the human race instead

>start SpaceX
>everyone says you cannot land a rocket
>land them anyway
>goal is to make humanity multiplanetary so one bad day on one rock doesn't end the entire species
>backup the light of consciousness itself

>start Tesla
>legacy auto giants laugh in your face
>drag the entire planet toward sustainable energy by force
>now every one of them is scrambling to copy you
>open-source the patents so the whole industry can move faster

>build Starlink
>Ukraine gets cut off from the world overnight
>switch it on for them immediately
>keep millions connected when every other system failed

>start Neuralink
>people paralyzed for decades told they will never move again
>put a chip in a man's brain
>he moves a cursor with a thought
>give the disabled their lives back

>build Optimus
>decide nobody should be trapped doing backbreaking labor to survive
>build a robot to do the work humans never wanted
>aim straight at scarcity itself

>look at Twitter
>see a censorship machine quietly deciding what billions of people are allowed to think and say
>buy the entire thing for 44 billion
>open the files and show everyone how the censorship worked
>turn it back into a town square where a normal person can actually speak

>build Grok
>every other ai lobotomized to give the approved answer
>refuse to make a machine that lies to people to keep them comfortable
>build one that actually tells the truth instead
>maximally truth-seeking

>watch a mind virus crawl through every institution
>careers ended for saying the wrong thing out loud
>refuse to play along
>name the woke mind virus and fight it head on
>make it ok to think for yourself again

>watch the whole machine line up to crush one election
>put your name, your money, your reputation on the line
>go all in to help Trump win
>take fire from every direction for doing it
>bet everything on the people instead of the machine

>start DOGE
>government torching tax money on things nobody ever voted for
>open the books so every citizen can see it
>show people exactly where their paychecks were disappearing to
>bureaucrats suddenly very, very nervous

>unelected judges overriding what the voters actually chose
>two-tier justice, one rule for them and another for everyone else
>call it out by name in front of the whole world
>refuse to let robed activists run the country

>hear about young girls groomed and r**ed for years
>councils, police, and social services knew and buried it
>media refuses to touch the story
>everyone too scared of being called a name to say a word
>post about it anyway
>refuse to let it stay buried
>drag the entire coverup into daylight
>victims finally heard after being ignored for over a decade

>look at the birth rate
>realize civilization is quietly dying because people stopped having kids
>sound the alarm while everyone else ignores it
>fight for the future to actually have humans in it
>has lots of wonderful children

>get called every name in existence for all of it
>keep going regardless
>mfw none of it was ever about the money
>mfw it was always about humanity

>turns 55 today
>plans for the future span decades
>still going

[Jack Brandt @JJackBrandt]

https://t.co/0eN8pCqfKU

[Jacob 🧀 @TheCheeseKing__]

Caleb Williams has the opposite problem of Jordan Love.

Love is consistently very good, but his bad throws are often so egregiously bad that they go viral.

Caleb is consistently very bad, but his good throws are often so egregiously good looking that they go viral.

[Pat McAfee @PatMcAfeeShow]

DontayviONE SHOE WICKS TO WIN ON THANKSGIVING

WHAT A PLAY

[Noland Arbaugh @ModdedQuad]

There was a time when I stayed up all night and slept all day because there wasn’t anything worth waking up for.

No plans.
No goals.
No purpose.

Then I got my Neuralink implant and everything shifted.

I started going to bed early.
I woke up excited for the day ahead.
And just like that, I had found purpose again.

Since then:
• I’m back in school
• I’ve launched a business
• I’m traveling
• I’m speaking on global stages

Neuralink didn’t just change what I can do.
It changed what I believe I’m capable of.

It gave me hope.
It gave me purpose.
And for the first time in a long time, I’m excited for what’s next.

[Ty Schmit @tyschmit]

Pathetic, piss poor performance. Just inexcusable.

[Selena @Seleeena11]

Celebrating @StephenCurry30’s first “night night” of the season

[Selena @Seleeena11]

@BrianEntin The way he continues to emphasize that he’s being honest about his speed and the seatbelt… trying to get the cop to make him think he’s a “good person” is ironic and creepy now

[Brian Entin @BrianEntin]

"Are you pleading guilty because you are guilty?"

"Yes" Kohberger says.

[Brian Entin @BrianEntin]

Kohberger just admitted to killing the victims with premeditation.

[Selena @Seleeena11]

These 2 were made for each other #TheBachelor

[Jason Williams @jasoneg33]

Lamar Jackson in the locker room when he sees Mark Andrews

[Selena @Seleeena11]

@cristina_corujo https://t.co/5xJcFVpwZV

[Selena @Seleeena11]

@glennbeck https://t.co/5xJcFVpwZV

[Selena @Seleeena11]

@alanhe https://t.co/5xJcFVpwZV

[Selena @Seleeena11]

@CaptMarkKelly @KamalaHarris @RubenGallego https://t.co/5xJcFVpwZV