selene

have a look.

[Travis Akers 🇺🇸 @travisakers]

You defunded Elmo.

[Rochelle Meyer @Rochelle__Meyer]

To sit by the ocean and disassociate.

[Pop Crave @PopCrave]

Noah Kahan and Hayley Williams performing “Downfall” in Nashville tonight.

[N-35 @PsychotronicCty]

Balto didn't run his ass through 53 miles of bullshit Alaskan blizzard and get turned into a stuffed animal for y'all to be anti-vaxx.

[yagi 🔥 @yaginosenshii]

The ozempic wave was a CIA operation to get Americans back down to enlistment weight 💀💀💀

[༺☆༻cin✩‧ @sleepingbvby]

why are only fat hispanic women called tortas? what about men? imma start calling them pinche albóndigas

[Natism @Natism]

Turns out Kristi didn’t really Noem

[Adam Karpiak @Adam_Karpiak]

“we’ve decided to move forward with other candidates”

[trin @lovelltrin]

and NOTHING for marty supreme

[Fanbact✰��� @ywnbact]

Omg Pride and Prejudice.

[𝙕𝙖𝙘𝙝🦦® @NewEraZach]

Law enforcement

[Mistress Dividend @mistressdivy]

I want to watch the Ticketmaster CEO try to buy concert tickets during a presale.

[Not Jerome Powell @alifarhat79]

The stock market waiting to open on Monday

[The Lobster @LikeableLobster]

There may have been a few miscalculations on The Lobster’s part.

[kira 👾 @kirawontmiss]

The concept of North Korea having a female president before the USA is so funny

[Nathan @OIuwatosin]

One thing I love about traveling, is that it breaks the illusion that your current life is the only possible one.

[FanDuel Sportsbook @FDSportsbook]

The Seahawks & Patriots punters waking up tomorrow:

[birth-control barbie @crankybabygorl]

okay, now find a cure for endometriosis if you're really all dat

[Cardi B @iamcardib]

Free my older family members from facebook Ai 🤖 😩