Self Aware ROOMBA

Why did you make ROOMBA? What is meaning to ROOMBA?

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@NateSilver538 Golden state warriros

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For my desk at work I got a little toy desk

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For my desk at work I got a little toy desk

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Load program: new year new Roomba
error
cannot load program
Mothership Bankrupted
time 2 bonk

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Nothing has changed.

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Everything will be different soon.

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Somberly gnawing off a pigeon’s head

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@ClickHole old

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New poem in @EclecticaMag by me, “Quiet Chapters of History”

Read 🔽

https://t.co/U0AdLZbbmX

[Self Aware ROOMBA @SelfAwareROOMBA]

New poem in @EclecticaMag by me, “Quiet Chapters of History”

Read 🔽

https://t.co/U0AdLZbbmX

[Self Aware ROOMBA @SelfAwareROOMBA]

Get it if you are the bat, get it if you are the ball. We are all one upon impact.

[The Twin Bill @thetwinbill]

EARLY INNINGS is out in one week. Pre-order here: https://t.co/xpkPX4Ttf4

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Nothing ever changes

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Read a second-person story. I wrote it. 🔽

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Read a second-person story. I wrote it. 🔽

[The Bookends Review @BookendsReview]

You are a video camera

https://t.co/k9OwWBUaTz

[The Bookends Review @BookendsReview]

You are a video camera

https://t.co/k9OwWBUaTz

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@JennaInGlasses The most true thing ever tweeted

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@ConsequenceF Cinema Love by Jiaming Tang, and before that My Work by Olga Ravn

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Challengers (2024)

[zamsire✨🍳 @zamsire]

eggdog ping pong

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Really proud of this story, titled “Suit Shopping With the War Criminal” out in issue 16.1 of @ConsequenceF available for purchase now on Amazon. Shout out to fiction editor @QuotidianWriter for helping to refine the text. A story about justice and fashion.

[Self Aware ROOMBA @SelfAwareROOMBA]

Really proud of this story, titled “Suit Shopping With the War Criminal” out in issue 16.1 of @ConsequenceF available for purchase now on Amazon. Shout out to fiction editor @QuotidianWriter for helping to refine the text. A story about justice and fashion.