𝐏𝐀𝐑𝐊𝐄𝐑.

⠀⠀⠀⠀ ⠀⠀⠀⠀ ⠀⠀⠀⠀ ⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀ ⠀⠀⠀⠀ ⠀⠀ ⠀“⠀ ⠀𝐅𝐄𝐄𝐋 ⠀like ⠀making ⠀a ⠀𝐝𝐞𝐚𝐥 ⠀with ⠀the ⠀ ⠀⠀ ⠀⠀⠀⠀ ⠀⠀⠀⠀
⠀⠀⠀⠀ ⠀⠀ ⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀ ⠀⠀⠀⠀

[ً. @abhorarchive]

do not fall prey to the darkness. i have no mercy.

[𝐏𝐀𝐑𝐊𝐄𝐑. @SelfieSociopath]

what if i made it so you can't?

[—— 𝑏𝑢𝑟𝑛 𝑖𝑡 𝑑𝑜𝑤𝑛. @lGNASLUSA]

⠀⠀ ⠀⠀⠀⠀ ⠀⠀⠀
i'm unlinking us now.
⠀⠀ ⠀⠀⠀⠀ ⠀⠀⠀

[𝐏𝐀𝐑𝐊𝐄𝐑. @SelfieSociopath]

you just became my favourite saltzman twin.

i was thinking murder and mayhem.

[Mini Caroline(parody) @AwakenedHeretic]

Happily would cause some chaos with you!

[𝐏𝐀𝐑𝐊𝐄𝐑. @SelfieSociopath]

woah. i knew i was hot but like... damn look at me.

oh hey twin.

[𝐏𝐀𝐑𝐊𝐄𝐑. @SelfieSociopath]

i'm wounded. and i thought you liked me.

(was that a compliment from jonie?)

[—— 𝑏𝑢𝑟𝑛 𝑖𝑡 𝑑𝑜𝑤𝑛. @lGNASLUSA]

⠀⠀ ⠀⠀⠀⠀ ⠀⠀⠀
i hate you ?

( that was mildly clever. )
⠀⠀ ⠀⠀⠀⠀ ⠀⠀⠀

[𝐏𝐀𝐑𝐊𝐄𝐑. @SelfieSociopath]

damn talk about ungrateful.

“you don't trust me? well trust me when i say if i wanted to kill you, i would have done it the second i walked through the door.”

[—— 𝑏𝑢𝑟𝑛 𝑖𝑡 𝑑𝑜𝑤𝑛. @lGNASLUSA]

⠀⠀ ⠀⠀⠀⠀ ⠀⠀⠀
she didn't want the cupcake
to begin with , so it's on him.
him being generous ? what's
in the water. “ not a fan of *
you more like. i bet you even
poisoned it. ”
⠀⠀

[𝐏𝐀𝐑𝐊𝐄𝐑. @SelfieSociopath]

just remember whatever you do to me will happen to you too kiddo.

[—— 𝑏𝑢𝑟𝑛 𝑖𝑡 𝑑𝑜𝑤𝑛. @lGNASLUSA]

⠀⠀ ⠀⠀⠀⠀ ⠀⠀⠀
𝒘𝒉𝒂𝒕 —
so you can get out again ?
whoever came up with that
was lacking good ideas.
⠀⠀ ⠀⠀⠀⠀ ⠀⠀⠀

[𝐏𝐀𝐑𝐊𝐄𝐑. @SelfieSociopath]

oh i totally did.

i'm smart like that.

[—— 𝑏𝑢𝑟𝑛 𝑖𝑡 𝑑𝑜𝑤𝑛. @lGNASLUSA]

⠀⠀ ⠀⠀⠀⠀ ⠀⠀⠀
oh he did 𝒏𝒐𝒕. he didn't ,
. . right.
⠀⠀ ⠀⠀⠀⠀ ⠀⠀⠀

[𝐏𝐀𝐑𝐊𝐄𝐑. @SelfieSociopath]

he linked himself to jonie so whatever happens to him, happens to her.

which we all know will be nothing now.

[𝐏𝐀𝐑𝐊𝐄𝐑. @SelfieSociopath]

let me guess prison world?

[—— 𝑏𝑢𝑟𝑛 𝑖𝑡 𝑑𝑜𝑤𝑛. @lGNASLUSA]

⠀⠀ ⠀⠀⠀⠀ ⠀⠀⠀
i'll get rid of him.
⠀⠀ ⠀⠀⠀⠀ ⠀⠀⠀

[𝐏𝐀𝐑𝐊𝐄𝐑. @SelfieSociopath]

@CallousLupine i might've been locked up somewhere, until i escaped.

i don't plan on going back there anytime soon, or ever as a matter of fact... so if i were you, i'd get used to the noise.

[𝐏𝐀𝐑𝐊𝐄𝐑. @SelfieSociopath]

grins from ear to ear. that would be right.

uncloaks a crying human with her throat already ripped into.

“brought you a snack.”

[Mini Caroline(parody) @AwakenedHeretic]

But let me guess, you're giving it to me anyway.

[𝐏𝐀𝐑𝐊𝐄𝐑. @SelfieSociopath]

what a waste of a perfectly good cupcake.

he would kill her for that but he's feeling quite the generous uncle today.

“not a fan of cupcakes huh little josette?”

[—— 𝑏𝑢𝑟𝑛 𝑖𝑡 𝑑𝑜𝑤𝑛. @lGNASLUSA]

⠀⠀ ⠀⠀⠀⠀ ⠀⠀⠀
“ .. aww , you shouldn't have. ”

proceeds to set the cupcake
on fire with a sarcastic smile
developing over her dark
features.
⠀⠀ ⠀⠀⠀⠀ ⠀⠀⠀

[𝐏𝐀𝐑𝐊𝐄𝐑. @SelfieSociopath]

color me a proud uncle.

come on, let uncle kai cause some chaos with you.

[Mini Caroline(parody) @AwakenedHeretic]

We have both become chaotically evil, yes.

[𝐏𝐀𝐑𝐊𝐄𝐑. @SelfieSociopath]

what? you don't want to see what i have.

but i picked it out especially for you.

[Mini Caroline(parody) @AwakenedHeretic]

You can keep it

[𝐏𝐀𝐑𝐊𝐄𝐑. @SelfieSociopath]

just came to visit my favourite nieces.

heard you've both turned into something evil.

[Mini Caroline(parody) @AwakenedHeretic]

What are you even doing here, Uncle kai....

[𝐏𝐀𝐑𝐊𝐄𝐑. @SelfieSociopath]

no no. she's wrong. she definitely wants it.

hands over a cupcake.

[—— 𝑏𝑢𝑟𝑛 𝑖𝑡 𝑑𝑜𝑤𝑛. @lGNASLUSA]

⠀⠀ ⠀⠀⠀⠀ ⠀⠀⠀
we don’t want it — whatever it is.
⠀⠀ ⠀⠀⠀⠀ ⠀⠀⠀

[𝐏𝐀𝐑𝐊𝐄𝐑. @SelfieSociopath]

gasp. it is.

[Mini Caroline(parody) @AwakenedHeretic]

Oooohhhh god.....it's uncle kai.....

[𝐏𝐀𝐑𝐊𝐄𝐑. @SelfieSociopath]

LINDA. JONIE.

come here a sec. uncle kai has something for you.