Selvaron

Sometimes I think I'm funny. Aspiring graphic designer and typographer. Certified model.

[Strong Bad @StrongBadActual]

Oh staunch. Tried a different email client and now it's just mocking me!

[Selvaron @Selvaron]

Omg @firestormprogr1

[David M Willis! @damnyouwillis]

cat i guarantee you that you are not interested in this can of refried beans

[Selvaron @Selvaron]

@dantheshive If Susan's hair is almost three feet long, how tall is Susan?

[Neil deGrasse Tyson @neiltyson]

In any case, I want to live in a world where a chicken can cross the road without anybody questioning its motives.

[Selvaron @Selvaron]

>say I'll learn a new weapon
>make more switch axes
#mh3u

[Selvaron @Selvaron]

@dantheshive: I bought a pink 3DSXL and I kind of love it as much as I'm not big on pink.

[Dan Dana @dantheshive]

If I ever need to buy another wiimote, however, it's gonna be the Princess Peach one, dammit.

[Selvaron @Selvaron]

Hallowed Jhen Mohran quest is the reward for completing your Pokédex, right? #mh3u

[Mike Mearls @mikemearls]

Last but not least, you no longer need to "bust out real karate moves" on anyone at the table to gain bonus damage on a critical hit.

[Mike Mearls @mikemearls]

Please change the damage for "A withering critique of an opponent's rapping ability" from 3d12 psychic damage to 2d6 cold damage.

[Mike Mearls @mikemearls]

The latest revisions to the spells chapter means that the spells no longer, in fact, work in real life.

[Mike Mearls @mikemearls]

Paladins no longer receive XP penalties for, and I quote "making with the sexy times."

[Mike Mearls @mikemearls]

Druid players are no longer required to bring living animals to the table to represent beast forms they want to transform into.

[Selvaron @Selvaron]

Karzouggg

[Selvaron @Selvaron]

@dantheshive 10/10 best strip ever, pun intended.

[Selvaron @Selvaron]

Sihedron medallion! #RotRL @paizo

[Dan Dana @dantheshive]

My cat's not a lap cat. He's a "hang out in the same room" cat. He wants to be around, but not necessarily touched. He's sorta like Susan.

[Dan Dana @dantheshive]

Hey. Hey, @NintendoAmerica. Hey. HEY. Hey Listen. ...N64 games on Wii U. Also, Square-Enix games. And cake. Everybody likes cake.