Joseph Sembar

[Joseph Sembar @SembarMySembar]

@magicprotour #banaetherworks

[Joseph Sembar @SembarMySembar]

@magicprotour Cool diversity in Omaha. #banaetherworks

[Joseph Sembar @SembarMySembar]

@wizards_magic Bad ass diversity in Omaha. #coolbans

[Joseph Sembar @SembarMySembar]

@mtgaaron @maro254 As we can see from Richmond, we are back to that sweet diverse set of Mardu decks. #fuckyou

[Joseph Sembar @SembarMySembar]

@SuperMelonPan @mtgaaron Yeah, that top 8 in Richmond was less diverse than Trump's cabinet.

[Joseph Sembar @SembarMySembar]

@wizards_magic Banning Felidar reeeeeeally brought diversity to that top 8 in Richmond.......... #swayedbyapizza #spineless

[Joseph Sembar @SembarMySembar]

@mtgaaron @maro254 Fuck this. I'm done.

[Joseph Sembar @SembarMySembar]

@jasoninthehouse @CNNPolitics Fuck you Chaffetz you shit scum slug.

[Joseph Sembar @SembarMySembar]

@PaddyWagonFood @columbuscom I believe you should value your customers more.

[Joseph Sembar @SembarMySembar]

@PaddyWagonFood Really should tell staff to not refer to customers as "bitches". Especially when out of chips, bacon, chili in 1st hour.

[Joseph Sembar @SembarMySembar]

@PaddyWagonFood @SFFcbus Was going to order until cook advised he had never seen a bigger group of bitches. Why insult customer over stock?

[Jake Tapper 🦅 @jaketapper]

From WaPo reporting, we now know @VP & @PressSec made false claims to public about Flynn call to Russian ambassador. https://t.co/14pgtynptC

[fromidable! @owenpallett]

Q: "Why do Canadians always wear really long shirts?"

A: "Because it gives us silhouettes like spruce trees. And we love spruce trees."

[Joseph Sembar @SembarMySembar]

@serengetidave PTJ

[Joseph Sembar @SembarMySembar]

@RodneyAnon Cruz suggesting the pregnant lady with the son Samson could possibly give birth to a Delilah. Holy fuck. #incestualbabynames

[Joseph Sembar @SembarMySembar]

@tedcruz Samson & Delilah? What's your next baby names suggestion Jaime & Cersei? #tedcruz #debate #incestualbabynames #TedsRegrets

[Joseph Sembar @SembarMySembar]

@RodneyAnon I'm flummoxed that his supporters believed fake stats on Obama, but don't believe their own eyes and ears now. Fuck Trump.

[Joseph Sembar @SembarMySembar]

@realDonaldTrump I wish you were brave enough to stand up to Bannon and fascists.

[Joseph Sembar @SembarMySembar]

@prophetsofrage Your pockets up. Your impact down.