Lo

I was born in the mid 80s, technically making me a millennial, but not really, so I'm a semi-millennial.

[Lo @Semillennial]

But what the actual f*** is this year? You can’t even guess what will happen next and it won’t be logical. I predict sharknado actually happens, because why not?!

[Lo @Semillennial]

@WhiteClaw what’s with the random sealed empty can in my twelve pack? And why couldn’t it have been the lime?!?

[Lo @Semillennial]

MTV’s Ghosted might be the worst show I’ve ever seen. Fake AF. Catfish wanna be but 1000 times worse.

[Lo @Semillennial]

#TheBachelor let’s be real, Catherine brought her dog because no one else would watch it.

[Lo @Semillennial]

I feel like dating sites are full of android user, conservatives with cats...😒

[Lo @Semillennial]

Anyone else feel like that was the Kanye Wests (circa 09) of earthquakes? “Imma let you sleep, but..” no, no quake-ye, I’m wide awake now 🙄 #earthquake #quake-ye

[Lo @Semillennial]

I was asleep. I am now awake. True story, written by #earthquake

[Lo @Semillennial]

Trump said he would have run into Parkland school 1) I call major BS 2) Go right ahead...

[Lo @Semillennial]

My favorite part of @BachelorABC is when they have an unknown artist perform during a date and make the contestant drop their name like they are so excited to see them. Bitch please, you don’t know who they are and you’ve definitely never heard that song. #TheBachelor

[Lo @Semillennial]

It’s only Tuesday and there has already been a mass shooting, Tom Petty died, and I burned my arm making digiorno pizza. Come on!

[Lo @Semillennial]

I havent been to @McDonalds for years but now I remember why. I asked for no cheese, I literally got a bun and meat 🙄. #fail #mcdonalds

[Laurie Adams @LLAdams7]

Wanted so badly to get a selfie with @jimmyfallon at Disneyland today but didn't want to interrupt his family time. #jimmyfallon #starstruck

[Lo @Semillennial]

He also wrote "for all intensive purposes" in an email to half the company. #fail https://t.co/L5Obn894Cv

[Lo @Semillennial]

A coworker just said he didn't want to get "pigeon-held".. well ya, i don't want to be held by a pigeon either #idioms #idiot

[Lo @Semillennial]

@EmbryEthan this looks so magical it must come from a @jk_rowling cook book 😋

[Lo @Semillennial]

A coworker just said he didn't want to get "pigeon-held".. well ya, i don't want to be held by a pigeon either #idioms #idiot

[Lo @Semillennial]

After @TIME calling him "President of the divided states of America" ... "I didn't divide them." You literally did, cheeto face #TIMEPOY

[Lo @Semillennial]

Base of the neck, obviously... https://t.co/ie9qoBtq3w

[HuffPost @HuffPost]

Internet has heated debate over how a giraffe should wear a tie https://t.co/PdK9gUKLsd

[Lo @Semillennial]

If a basic white girl is going to go cray, it would be at a Michaels and/or Peet's https://t.co/bqwBgNTHgT #Jenniferboyle #disgusting

[Lo @Semillennial]

I told my mom I went to the jacuzzi with a friend (male) last night. Her first question was "did you invite yourself?" 🙄 #no #singleprobs

[Lo @Semillennial]

Nope, not getting Snapchat Spectacles, I'm not millennial enough for that.