Ian Bensman

“Imagination is the only weapon in the war against reality”

[Ian Bensman @SemiMadHatter]

@alexanderdean00 Dm? Please

[Ian Bensman @SemiMadHatter]

@WhiteHouse … so you guys do know that exists over there, huh? Interesting…

[Ian Bensman @SemiMadHatter]

@SpiritAirlines Called it! Surprise surprise. They said the same bs but in a new way. That’s from the DM that @SpiritAirlines just told me to send them so they can “help” #boycottspirit #clownshoes #cancelspiritairlines #worstcustomerserviceever they don’t care about their customers

[Ian Bensman @SemiMadHatter]

@SpiritAirlines Alright, @SpiritAirlines just sent it to direct messages. Let’s see how you tell me in yet another way that you can’t help. Prove me wrong and not only will I take this down, I’ll make a great post saying how great yall are, but I don’t think it’s gonna happen

[Ian Bensman @SemiMadHatter]

@rclark98 100%

[Ian Bensman @SemiMadHatter]

@DiscussingFilm @ResonantJustice I think he’s playing Jacob Fury

[Ian Bensman @SemiMadHatter]

@SeanJasko Don’t shoot the messenger. I’m just a cog in the machine. A ghost in the shell, if you will. Some would say the Peruvian minted whale of your mother’s nightmares.

[Ian Bensman @SemiMadHatter]

@SeanJasko @kateesackhoff @ImaniVJones We can also discuss this over in my trailer. Don’t worry about the red light on the cameras in the corners. That just means they’re charging… … …

[Ian Bensman @SemiMadHatter]

@SeanJasko @kateesackhoff @ImaniVJones Dude. That just made me smile. I am honored. Truly… But uh… I’m gonna need you to read for me if you wanna be considered as the lead in my movie. Not my decision. Choices were made above my pay grade.

[Ian Bensman @SemiMadHatter]

@SeanJasko Pfft. Everyone knows that mathematics is a myth. Like the state of Arkansas. I think what you meant to say Mattematics. The study of proper household/ outdoor floor mat placement in relation to the various phases of Saturn and how that keeps everyone at a balmy 78 degrees. #obvs

[Ian Bensman @SemiMadHatter]

@SeanJasko A lot of people I've chatted with didn't find it anything special & probably won't see it… NOW… Personally… even though I feel the first really doesn’t need a follow up… they had me at Joker Musical.

[Ian Bensman @SemiMadHatter]

@SeanJasko I'll do you one better… Weekend at Jesus’. Jesus never really came back to life. Two street rats found him in the cave and used a makeshift rig (out of the wood from the cross) to have a water to wine filled weekend.

[Ian Bensman @SemiMadHatter]

On the bright side, while that was a difficult loss, it was a fantastic season w/ things I thought I’d never get to experience. PLUS… I’ve now gotten to see the @Lions win more playoff games than the amount of times I’ve seen Catwoman. So that’s a win in my book. #AllGrit

[Ian Bensman @SemiMadHatter]

If someone can find me an actual @DanCampbellGOAT 2008 @Lions jersey, I’ll trade you a MINT condition Damien Brunner @DetroitRedWings jersey. #AllGrit #GoLions

[Ian Bensman @SemiMadHatter]

@spencedetroit Agreed. Hell, I’ll take being snubbed with only one Bafta or Canadian Screen Award nomination.

[Ian Bensman @SemiMadHatter]

@SeanJasko I enjoyed #TheMarvels - #AquamanAndTheLostKingdom... Eh… not so much (some of it did look really pretty though)

[Ian Bensman @SemiMadHatter]

@SeanJasko @packers … its more than we (the lions) have...

[Ian Bensman @SemiMadHatter]

@AshPaulsen I thought it was a lot of fun. Iman Vellani was clearly having a blast the entire flick.

[Ian Bensman @SemiMadHatter]

Don’t know how true that is… but… What if he’s playing himself playing Wolverine. Like, he’s from a universe where Daniel Radcliffe plays Wolverine in an X-men reboot and somehow gets pulled into the shenanigans? (prolly for a small cameo kill)

[Avengers Updates @AvengersUpdated]

Daniel Radcliffe has reportedly been cast in ‘DEADPOOL 3’ for a “secret role.”

(via: @DanielRPK)