Aiden Blewitt

Radford FC LEGEND! Semi Pro Baller! Besston centurions all time top goalscorer! Currently at Beeston AFC.

[Aiden Blewitt @SemiProBlewitt]

Been a while since I’ve seen the back end of a cock in my gob. Missed that sweeet sweet. PS I love football

[Aiden Blewitt @SemiProBlewitt]

Hey aidgang. Been a while. Just got the bowl covered. Next stop uk with our gurt. Cavs and pussy is life

[Aiden Blewitt @SemiProBlewitt]

Also met a South American bird. She’s no Ronaldo (10) but she can’t half suck a corey 😍

[Aiden Blewitt @SemiProBlewitt]

Heading back to the UK early December after being on loan in Australia via turkey to get my zidane cut filled in by the hair police 👊🏼💯👊🏼

[Aiden Blewitt @SemiProBlewitt]

Your MCM lies down behind the wall to protect the free kicks from going in.

[Aiden Blewitt @SemiProBlewitt]

@PrinceAdam17 They show my goal to win the league for Beeston centurions U10s 😏😏😏😏😏

[Aiden Blewitt @SemiProBlewitt]

Cup final tonight in Australia but I’m injured. Told the gaffa I’ve got more
#talent and #experience in my left toe then the one whole squad and he should start me. Not in the squad. Here’s my reaction to this outrageous decision.

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@PrinceAdam17 @AidenBlewitt Order my brand new autobiography, Semipro: The way I see it. The thrilling follow up to my first book, How to become Beeston centurions top goal scorer from U7 - U15 while playing in my great grandads Mizunos. Both books available at all good book stores. #AD

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Played this cunt the other day man thought he was on smoke elbowed the centre back in his beak and slotted it home to get my consolation to make it 7-1 fuck the roos up the blewsy

[Moey🅿️ @MoeyPhantom]

Kangaroos actually look like your bredrin nobody brings anywhere cos he’s on unnecessary smoke

[Aiden Blewitt @SemiProBlewitt]

MAN LIKE BLEWSY YA NA!!

[Aiden Blewitt @SemiProBlewitt]

Right!!! 😡😡 I'm hearing dirty rumours that oldhams is a better footballer than me, I'm starting a poll that I'm definitely going to win please vote below (for me obviously)

[Aiden Blewitt @SemiProBlewitt]

Some inconsiderate arsehole put me in twitter jail. I'm back, I'm not attached to a club and I'm skint. Any one got a week's work?

[Aiden Blewitt @SemiProBlewitt]

@PrinceAdam17 @Greenie14Mg Who's never been 6"2 😡😡 check my Wikipedia page you mug, you might also see what a decent career looks like while your there.

[Aiden Blewitt @SemiProBlewitt]

Was doing a few #tricks n #skills in the park and a representive for the socceroos came over, SWEAR DOWN offered me to play for the national team and wrote me a seven figure cheque. Looked at it, ripped it up and said nah I'm not interested I'm making shit loads out of labouring

[Aiden Blewitt @SemiProBlewitt]

@Greenie14Mg Greeny mate, I'm 6"2, 15 Stone of pure muscle, athletic build and I've got broad shoulders like the rower Sir Steve Redgrave never been washed 😡. If you want to tweet things like that, thats fine by me. But I'm telling you now I'm going places so keep your opinion to yourself!!!

[Aiden Blewitt @SemiProBlewitt]

Your MCM likes PAWG videos on instagram

[Aiden Blewitt @SemiProBlewitt]

Your MCM gets his centre backs to take his goal kicks for him.

[Aiden Blewitt @SemiProBlewitt]

Your MCM still uses brylcreem

[Aiden Blewitt @SemiProBlewitt]

Your MCM still uses the barriers at ten pin bowling.

[Aiden Blewitt @SemiProBlewitt]

@JimVardy @cavsfamily1 @AidenBlewitt Hi James, thankyou for your question, due to a high influx of messages of late his management team has took over his twitter. You can email [email protected] and he'll get back to you or on the 15th December he is hosting an evening with blew tickets are selling fast.