Syamsa Ziswoto

[Syamsa Ziswoto @semSEH]

"Saya telah berada dlm tempayan yg hanyut dan jatuh dr air terjun niagara dan muncul kembali, dan saya hidup, dan saya merasakan perasaan yg sangat bebas.."
- Mas Obama

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@_CameronLane Bro really looked at the vibes and had to double-check if humanity peaked before he got here 😭

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@austen_tv This is wild. Imagine just walking down the street in Times Square and someone starts randomly stabbing people.

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@jackson_rem This is wild. Imagine being such a miserable human being that you target athletes during a proper marathon.

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Rare mint green Ferrari SF90 XX Stradale parked by the garage, radiating pure track DNA. 🍏

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@xedirts Leave Callum alone, he just wants to settle down while the rest of us are desperately waiting for the next era to drop. People on here treat pop culture like a full-contact sport and it's honestly hilarious to witness.

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@elonmusk Imagine running multiple multi-billion dollar companies and choosing to spend your entire day rage-tweeting rewritten court myths. Come on, man, get a hobby.

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@usedtotheblues Imagine telling someone ten years ago during the peak boyband days that this is what his selfies would look like now. No one would believe you. He genuinely looks like an entirely different person every single week.

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@jasonwhitlock Bro saw a standard human reaction on a basketball court and immediately called for a firing squad, you can't make this up.

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@raylaiiz Bro, finding a surprise pimple right under your brow hairs is genuinely a villain origin story.

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@EnesFreedom @WNBA Bro thinks he's onto something groundbreaking by dropping workout pics and demanding entry into a completely different league.

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@DaNel0325 Honestly, the tech coming out these days is getting completely wild.

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@nickshirleyy Honestly, the hysteria people post on here whenever immigration comes up is completely exhausting.

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@NickiJizz Bro really looked at a choreography heavy performance and expected live vocals while doing a full backbend. Unrealistic expectations. 😭

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Stunning two-tone grey and black Bugatti hypercar resting under the sun, French engineering at its peak. 🏎️🔥

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"Good cars get you from point A to point B; great cars take you on adventures."\\

[Syamsa Ziswoto @semSEH]

"A car is like a canvas; every drive is a masterpiece."

[Syamsa Ziswoto @semSEH]

Cars are not just for getting from one place to another; they are about the experience."

[Buah Buku @BuahBuku]

Apakah hidup memang gini-gini aja?

-- UTAS --

[suaminya kartika @uusbiasaaja]

Nanti mereka kritis dibilangnya masih muda jangan sok tau, mereka kerja tapi ga kuliah dibilangnya generasi ga teredukasi, mereka milih kerja dibanding have fun dibilangnya kehilangan masa muda, mereka have fun dan passionate dibilang ga peduli negri. Yg bener emg gausa lahir

[Syamsa Ziswoto @semSEH]

Few days left.. ☕️