semuti

Humanist, Lover of Books📚 Travel and Culture. Always ready to get into #goodtrouble. “So which of the favors of your Lord would you deny?” (55:13)

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1. Joke /noun/
: something said or done to provoke laughter
2. Humor /noun/
: the quality of being amusing or comic, especially as expressed in literature or speech.
3. Sarcasm /noun/
: the use of irony to mock or convey contempt.
Some of y’all need to brush up on your skills🤐

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“My heart, my pulse, my moon, I love you”

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“Verily with every hardship comes ease..." (94:5-6)

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@ninafeelz American?? We don't even know the people we hate for no reason well anymore🤦🏽‍♀️

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@missmommy990106 Beautiful view. Enjoy❤️

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@ninafeelz My God, This woman’s ignorance knows no bounds.

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@MarieKey_Fic You should have written our PR release

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I think it's time that after almost 20 years of on and off relationship, my ‘diet plan’ and I announce our separation for good.

[Pop Base @PopBase]

Meryl Streep and her husband of 45 years Don Gummer have been separated for over 6 years, Page Six reports.

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They are calling y’all dumb to your face, and y'all are accepting it with pride.

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Istg if that man sends another email asking for a donation or a vote for him

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@ellavocadoes Not you blaming yourself😂😂 they shouldn't have done a season in this city at all. The people are a mess and a half

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@nosyone4 😂😂😂

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For a person who says they know math Milton, you are awfully bad at connecting stuff. If Uche telling you something about your future wife broke your boundaries, Lydia telling Aaliyah things about Uche, broke her boundaries. What's not clicking Mathwiz? #LoveIsBlindS5

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@nosyone4 The thing is, his Math was wack too. So, he doesn't even have that.

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@ninafeelz True

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IYKYK

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@notcapnamerica She said “I record everything” with confidence. Of course, your child is throwing fits, ma’am, you spend all your day on the phone. If this is how she acts every day, how would the Child get the mom’s attention without stomping?

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@chinggayski Giving flowers to someone you admire without degrading someone else is a lost art.

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What happened to authors knowing the content of their books?
Let's go back to that time, please, because not knowing what you wrote about is embarrassing.