Senate Requblicans

News and updates from Senate Requblicans and their staff. No longer satire (j/k). This shit is real!

Founded 1/13/2021

[Senate Requblicans @SenateGQP]

Yes! Our 1st official Tweet as the #GQP! Yesterday, February 13, we finally came out! We're 100% Q! Sorry we did it at the #ImpeachmentTrial. We couldn't hold it in any longer!

We're EXCITED about this snazzy NEW Q-friendly account! Stop following the old account (RT below)

[Senate Republicans @SenateGOP]

Well that was a waste of time.

Let’s get back to work.

[Mark Elliott @markmobility]

You know we've lost our way when it's legal for armed, masked men to threaten people trying to vote but it's illegal to give voters a drink of water.

[Elon Sucks @AnneProffit]

@GotchabackJQ @MSNBC @MaddowBlog @tedcruz @SenateGOP You spelled it wrong: it's the @SenateGQP

[Senate Requblicans @SenateGQP]

@laurenboebert Oh, for Christ's sakes! Why can't these people create inflated milage reimbursements to pay off their debts like normal people do?

[Senate Requblicans @SenateGQP]

@SenateGOP On a side note. There was a mass shooting in Georgia. We obviously need to increase the number of guns in the US. Carry on.

[Senate Requblicans @SenateGQP]

@SenateGOP Sorry. We forgot to say Ooga Booga on that last tweet. Carry on.

[Senate Requblicans @SenateGQP]

@laurenboebert Also, these guys put out fake news all the time! "Non-Partisan".

Four Pinocchios!

....Seriously, people. Do NOT read the conclusions that are documented in this link!

https://t.co/8o2w4GnrJH

[Senate Requblicans @SenateGQP]

@SenateGOP We can't even look right now? Did that stop Twitter from talking about the #PACTAct? How about @jonstewart? How about this?

SQUIRREL!

No?

......poopies.

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[Senate Requblicans @SenateGQP]

@FoxNews Tax violations AND foreign lobbying violations? So sad. You don't see any of our guys doing that kinda stuff and trying to get away with it, do you? Yuge mistake! You messed up bigly this time, Hunter! Bigly!

[Senate Requblicans @SenateGQP]

@DonaldJTrumpJr We're seeing LOTS of haters commenting that they haven't even HEARD of MxM News! Screw you guys! You can read all about how totally honest& legitimate it is by clicking the link below! You can even read about the founder too!Totally unbiased! Believe us!

https://t.co/iVxvIxcBQH

[Senate Requblicans @SenateGQP]

@AdamParkhomenko We aren't sure either, but our Senators have got their bracket picks already drawn up! Texas is pretty popular on everyone's Final Four!

[Senate Requblicans @SenateGQP]

@RBReich Shhhhhhhh!!! That's the plan. He hates her. Oh, shit. I think she's coming! Gotta go!!

[Senate Requblicans @SenateGQP]

@AdamParkhomenko Dayum! Could you say that slower and sexier while we go get a sock some lotion, and our American Flag nipple clamps? We'll be right back!

[Senate Requblicans @SenateGQP]

@laurenboebert @CNN Ewwwwww You watch the fake media??? How could you???

[Senate Requblicans @SenateGQP]

Hear us out. We limit elementary schools to one door. We'll call them the "Hot Gates". Then, we provide kids with spears & shields. In that narrow entrance, wave after wave of active shooter attacks would SMASH against grade school shields!

#AbbottCruzMassacre
#GQP

[Senate Requblicans @SenateGQP]

@MattWalshBlog And the Jewish Space Lasers! Don't forget the Jewish Space Lasers!!

[Senate Requblicans @SenateGQP]

@RepSwalwell The bigger story is that #JoeBiden plans to put millions of cows out of work! Joe Biden is a job killer!

[Senate Requblicans @SenateGQP]

@Baligubadle1 "Bitch". No... Seriously, we had to look it up in our roster. His job is just "bitch" and occasionally "moan".

[Senate Requblicans @SenateGQP]

@seanhannity If only ratings equaled votes!

[Senate Requblicans @SenateGQP]

@laurenboebert That's right! 44% is ALL of your gains people! Kiss them goodbye!!

Lauren is on fire!

#Biden
#LaurenBoebert

[Senate Requblicans @SenateGQP]

@DonaldJTrumpJr Yay! OJ is on @DonaldJTrumpJr's side!