Senator Sassy Pants

My name is Senator. Sometimes they call me No. I’m learning to make good trouble. FDOTUS stan. I put the paw in politics. 🐾🇺🇸 (She, her)

[Senator Sassy Pants @SenatorSassy]

How do I have more reproductive rights than women in Texas???

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If you need me, I’ll be poolside. #HotGirlSummer

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Send balls.

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I am not absurd. YOU ARE ABSURD.

[Bunsen, Beaker, Bernoulli & Brix @bunsenbernerbmd]

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I ❤️ @barkbox delivery day!

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Sometimes Senators play dirty.

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I stole this ball from the tennis court. I did a crime.

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My hoomans got boosted today, so hopefully we can travel to DC in a few weeks. I wanna whiff of the new White House puppy! https://t.co/zDLTitLJVZ

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[Shannon Watts @shannonrwatts]

Dog shoots two people in Nebraska. https://t.co/j8NNzR33QJ

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My hooman bought a beanbag. It’s all mine!

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@haider_mateen @SenAngusKing @SenatorBurr @JohnCornyn I WISH I was invited to this delegation. 😉

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I’m not the Senator you’re looking for, but I offer a nose boop of henlo.

[Mateen Haider @haider_mateen]

@SenAngusKing @SenatorBurr @JohnCornyn @SenatorSassy i hope after meeting Pakistani PM Imran Khan & army chief Gen. Bajwa, you got better understanding of #Afghanistan its humanitarian crisis & need to release Afghan frozen financial assets on urgent basis...

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Have you guys seen Shang-Chi and the Legend of the 10 Rings?

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I noticed you didn’t throw the first ball I gave you, so here’s another one. 🤓

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It’s my birthday! 🎂👑🎉

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My impression of the Facebook crash:

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Put me in, Coach!

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Good dogs! https://t.co/1LExEmglqS

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I’m so jelly https://t.co/Nu7yGm8o3b

[Senator Sassy Pants @SenatorSassy]

Hi, Henlo. Take this wretched donut collar off of me, if you please. Thamks.