Senator Joe Biden

Senator from Delaware & Chairman of the Foreign Relations Committee. Comments&messages received are subject to the PRA and may archived.

[Senator Joe Biden @SenBidenOfDE]

@Pika_takoyaki dude, i got lotion on my dick rn i'm straight strokin my shit rn

[Senator Joe Biden @SenBidenOfDE]

@calesbians i used to watch car crash compilations every morning just to try and get the juices flowing. i'd aim to see a new crash every day. I had to stop eventually because charlie kirk died

[Senator Joe Biden @SenBidenOfDE]

@Nnhhhgghhh @anniechrist620 I will not have Cletus Kasady slandered like this-- that boy is from BROOKLYN.

He'd obviously be a chaser.

[Senator Joe Biden @SenBidenOfDE]

@ZzManoZz my daughter fucking died

[Senator Joe Biden @SenBidenOfDE]

@JesterHildeX you have to choose one of The Names from the Big Book of Names. If you don't then The Council will come for your ass and skin you alive. Saw a girl get ripped limb from limb after naming herself Clara. Scary stuff.

[Senator Joe Biden @SenBidenOfDE]

@OresteVincent it happened . it's real. they covered it up. And they don't want you to know. They want the rest of us to know. Not you. Th

[Senator Joe Biden @SenBidenOfDE]

@RunShady

[Senator Joe Biden @SenBidenOfDE]

@D3MSHIZA jerking my little joe off to this one.

[Senator Joe Biden @SenBidenOfDE]

@heykizuna borange

[Senator Joe Biden @SenBidenOfDE]

America has always been at the forefront of scientific innovation.

That's why we have to build a giant floating metal cube at 44° 25' 41" N, 110° 35' 19" W. It's what our Founding Fathers would have wanted.

We must not let America fall behind!

[Senator Joe Biden @SenBidenOfDE]

@PawsRemi pants are an item of clothing worn around the waist to anywhere down and they're... people wea I have pants on. I'm

[Senator Joe Biden @SenBidenOfDE]

folks, I always call it v-day instead of d-day. i'm a feminist.

[Senator Joe Biden @SenBidenOfDE]

@M_Raichous @Blam_Daylight charlie kirk's iconic chocolate factory

[Senator Joe Biden @SenBidenOfDE]

@pixelgrave_exe Never. Can't stop.

[Senator Joe Biden @SenBidenOfDE]

@petaldairies Don't joke around with me now, kid.

[Senator Joe Biden @SenBidenOfDE]

@CptMuchoTexto why did he do that?

[Senator Joe Biden @SenBidenOfDE]

@ggroteska i'm eating full feasts over here. i'm devouring boypussy-eating-boy's boypussys. i'm slurping up homos whole. i am unstoppable. my lifeforce only grows

[Senator Joe Biden @SenBidenOfDE]

@gooodnightnoacf mom i trangendr

[Senator Joe Biden @SenBidenOfDE]

@x8lFx this is so #true. thank you for sharing with us. god bless you and your failt. ok.