Dan Patrick

Alternative State Senator and Authentic Conservative Running for Lt. Governor. Parody.

[Dan Patrick @SenDanPatrick]

. @robdelaney why won't you answer my Grindr messages?

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Marriage is between one man and one Benghazi

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Gay people make me feel icky #DontMessWithTexas

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Grindr dot com

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Hiring a social media editor send me a private message with your resume on Grindr #Kthxbye

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Marriage is between one man and one HOST.

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RT @politicalwire Looking for a political job? http://t.co/3IcxjGACbg | cc My social media editor

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Marriage is between one man and one Abortion Barbie

[Dan Patrick @SenDanPatrick]

Marriage is between one Bear and one Bear #BearMarriages

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Marriage is between one man and one man...date, mandate from the state to only marry one man and one woman

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@ryanbeckwith marriage is between one man and one wombat

[Dan Patrick @SenDanPatrick]

Sorry about that one man and one man tweet I was huffing glue...

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Marriage is between one man and one Wonder woman @ryanbeckwith

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The liberal media tricked me into saying marriage is between one man and one man...

[Dan Patrick @SenDanPatrick]

Anthony Weiner is my social media intern sorry everyone...

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Texas attorney general: State will appeal same-sex marriage ruling http://t.co/rWlAMpULWu

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Hiring a social media intern *no geyz*

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Marriage is between one man and ONE WOMAN! Whew! Also just whites...

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Hiring a social media intern ASAP hit me up on LinkedIn @chrisswartout @joshtpm

[Dan Patrick @SenDanPatrick]

Anyone know how to work this twitter thingy... asking for um, a friend...