Zach Barton

Tu madre.

[Zach Barton @SeniorFarton]

I just got my nonweeb friend asking for anime with the classic "try Boco no Pico". 🤣 RIP his algorithm

[Zach Barton @SeniorFarton]

The think my uncle just commented on my announcement that Emily is pregnant has me so uncomfortable. 🤢

[Zach Barton @SeniorFarton]

How do people fit it all in one day? I've been up and going since 5:30 this morning and I'm going to bed with more to do... The daily maintenance of just being alive is too much.

[Zach Barton @SeniorFarton]

I took a nap on the couch at 6 and now I can't sleep. Naps are stupid.

[Zach Barton @SeniorFarton]

@melissssaaa_h Same tbh. You ever be having a bad day and then you pick up heavy circles and eat and magically you're happy?

[Zach Barton @SeniorFarton]

I'm pretty sure my neighbor is listening to a podcast about someone licking balls in his driveway.

[Zach Barton @SeniorFarton]

@Gpadwan Mine is restaurant. That word just doesn't click in my hear. Same with congratulations.

[Zach Barton @SeniorFarton]

You ever scroll through your feed or timeline or reels or YouTube recs and realize you're not interested in anything anymore?

[Zach Barton @SeniorFarton]

I've been on winter break for an hour and a half and I'm already bored.

[Zach Barton @SeniorFarton]

I've been at the gym 10 minutes and my headphones died. 😭 How do I lift like this? Quick, someone tell me I'm not good enough or something.

[Zach Barton @SeniorFarton]

Rizz is short for charisma.

[Zach Barton @SeniorFarton]

Is a therapist just a person you pay to be your best friend for an hour so you can have a deep conversation with them and trust they'll give you honest feedback?

[Zach Barton @SeniorFarton]

You ever walk into a room and ask yourself, "what the fuck am I doing here?"

[Zach Barton @SeniorFarton]

What do y'all listen to in the gym? Gimme something belligerent.

[Zach Barton @SeniorFarton]

When I'm talking to myself and I laugh at my own dumb joke and Emily asks who I'm talking to >>>>>>

[Zach Barton @SeniorFarton]

Who hurt the Bulgarians so badly they felt the need to invent the split squat? 😭 Bruh I crawled out of the gym.

[Zach Barton @SeniorFarton]

Mfw a kid at school is telling me about a test, they're describing a person, and I ask "who?" knowing .69 seconds after they start talking I'm going to say "asked".

[Zach Barton @SeniorFarton]

@nathnm19 Can't* 😓

[Zach Barton @SeniorFarton]

I think I finally have a riding friend. 🥹

[Zach Barton @SeniorFarton]

@nathnm19 I can wait to cruise campus with her.