SeniorMan.

I know a guy. Senior Software Engineer .X. Solutions Architect. Ex Andela

[My Mixtapez @mymixtapez]

2 Chainz run a strict program. 😭

[George Mnguni @Okay_Wasabi]

now we're talking REAL things. these are the chats I want on my TL.

[Teddy Blank @teddypowday]

Your CEO should be strong.

Your CTO should be wise.

Your COO should be wicked, cunning, of mysterious origins, fluent in the dark arts, blurry in pictures,

[SeniorMan. @seniorManDev]

😂

[HR Beno @BenoHr80463]

Barnsforte Group is Hiring ‼️

Senior Java Development Engineer

💰 Pay: ₦400,000 - ₦900,000 monthly
🏠 Work type: Onsite / Hybrid | Abuja Location

Core Requirements:
- Bachelor's degree with 7–10+ years of deep experience in Java backend development.
-Proven track record building highly scalable enterprise-grade and distributed backend systems.
-Hands-on experience with microservices architecture and event-driven systems.
-Prior experience supporting complex fintech, enterprise, or government technology platforms.

What You'll Do:
-Drive backend engineering, distributed systems development, and cloud-native architectures.
-Build secure API integrations and design systems for large-scale transaction processing.
-Develop and maintain core enterprise-grade applications using modern Java technologies.
-Collaborate within Agile/Scrum software delivery environments to ship robust, reliable code.

How to Apply:
Send your CV and a detailed cover letter to [email protected] using the subject line: “Senior Java Development Engineer - Abuja”

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[Peter Obi @PeterObi]

I am not going away, I will be with you till the day breaks. -PO

[Reverend Jiggs @Manlikejiggy]

The next two public holidays should be for a massive nationwide protest. All states included. After all it’s children’s day and we’re doing it for the 2-7 year olds.

[6ɪx✦ @ok6ixx]

I borrowed an umbrella from my Airbnb host in Kyoto. I forgot to return it when I checked out, and realized when I was already on the train to Osaka.

I felt terrible. It was a nice umbrella, not a cheap one. I messaged the host apologizing.

She responded: "No problem! Enjoy the umbrella. It's yours now."

I said I'd mail it back. She said "please don't. Postage costs more than an umbrella. Just use it and think of Kyoto when it rains."

I insisted I wanted to return it. She said "okay, but I have a different idea. Next time you see someone who needs an umbrella and doesn't have one, give them this umbrella. Tell them to do the same when they are finished with it. Maybe an umbrella travels all around Japan helping people."

That idea was so beautiful I agreed.

Two weeks later I was in Hiroshima and it started pouring. A woman with a baby was standing under an awning looking stressed. No umbrella, the baby was crying.

I walked over and gave her the umbrella. Told her the story in broken Japanese. She understood enough.

She tried to refuse but I insisted. Told her "when you're done with it, give it to someone else who needs it."

She nodded, said thank you about ten times, and hurried off with her baby.

I got soaked walking back to my hotel but felt good about it.

Sometimes I wonder where that umbrella is now. Hope it's still traveling, still helping people.

[KABUGO @Kabugo_]

Noticed: the men who rose from absolute zero always know God personally. Not religiously. Personally.

[We$t @flygodT]

The way I handle borrowing is simple:

I don’t borrow what I can’t afford to forget.

I don’t disturb my debtors to pay me back. Once I give you money and you don’t pay me back, I just use that money to chase you away. That’s the last time you’ll get ₦1 from me.

[yzyupdates @yzyupdates]

Dame Dash says Ye’s catalog “destroys” Jay-Z’s and says the world should be so grateful for Ye’s presence because it would be so boring without him.

“Kanye destroys Jay. It’s not even the same class. As far as artistry goes, and being creative and all the verticals that are stimulated. Jay can’t do a clothing line. Kanye has a movement, he’s unstoppable. Kanye don’t need nobody to fill an arena.”

“Kanye is different, and he’s bipolar. He’s pure art. The world should be so grateful for Kanye’s presence cause he keeps things so interesting. The world would be so boring without Kanye.”

[Daniel @danielholkss]

I don’t really understand the maths it takes to send humans behind the Moon and bring them back safely. And the more I sit with that, the more it genuinely messes with my head even tho my love for physics and my knowledge of physics is astounding to a point

Somebody had to work out a path where the Moon’s gravity is pulling you in, the Earth is pulling you back, and you’re moving just fast enough and not slow enough not to get trapped by either. They had to figure out the exact angle to come back into Earth’s atmosphere too. Too steep, you burn up. Too shallow, you bounce off and drift into space. And they had to get all of that right at the same time, for real people sitting in a small metal capsule about 400k kilometres away from home.

Nothing in that system is standing still.
The Moon is moving.
The Earth is moving.
Even the Sun is pulling on everything. And still, some people looked at all of that motion, all of that chaos, and turned it into numbers you can follow. Go here.
Adjust here.
Come back here.
And unlike nepa light, it infact works.

There’s also that moment in the journey where the crew passes behind the Moon. No contact with Earth. No signal. Just silence, with a massive rock blocking everything they’ve ever known. The only reason they can stay calm in that moment is because someone, somewhere, did the maths and proved they’ll come out the other side.

I don’t know what it feels like to trust something that much. To put your life in an equation when you’re that far away from everything.

But I do know this for sure, whatever that level of thinking is, whatever it takes to reach it, it might be one of the most extraordinary things human beings have ever done...

[𐌕 🍂 @fwtimini]

Me texting: ⭐️ ⭐️
Me calling: ⭐️⭐️⭐️⭐️
Me in person: ⭐️⭐️⭐️⭐️⭐️⭐️
Me drunk: 🏆 🏆🏆🏆🏆🏆🏆🏆

[Rach @AdultingADHD @AdultingADHD]

first in my bloodline to be diagnosed with ADHD

[‏ً @omgsidewalks]

This is an apology to anyone getting to know me during this period.

I’m really overwhelmed by everything going on in my life.

[SeniorMan. @seniorManDev]

@CoralineHatz Was reading the informative thread then I lost interest midway.

[Libriscent @libriscent]

ADHDer's dream job:

Being a Professional Idea Generator.
Giving Unlimited ideas with absolutely no responsibility for implementation.

[☥𝐋𝐞𝐧𝐧𝐨𝐱 @fw_lennox1]

what's it called when you're very smart but can't remember anything and know literally nothing.