M!

[Goke🍹 @gokehq]

“Are you in a relationship?”

which place is that?

[Pucci mama. @zoralepu]

Everybody always tell me my problem is I don’t keep my options open… WHAT FUCKING OPTIONS? Dating is terrible and you want me to date 3 terrible men?

[J. @velarthedon]

single.
no kids.
no one snoring in my bed.
no one cheating on me.

[M @MuneneInc]

Nimeingia kwa my DND exception list nikapata former regime still in there nikamtoa mbio sana

[Muthoni wa Muthomo @GlitteringAnge]

Alex Kiprotich was found dumped in Masinga dam.

The intention was to kill him. He was saved by the video that KTN posted immediately the abduction happened. Muuwaji has no shame and cannot control himself #RutoMustGo

[Sholla Ard 🇰🇪 @sholard_mancity]

This morning let's all speak up for Alex.

FREE ALEX KIPROTICH.

FREE ALEX KIPROTICH.

They tried in June. Last night they took him.
A journalist does not disappear on a public road while we scroll.

Free Him Now

[Salim M Ishmael, M.D 🇰🇪 @salimishmael_]

Amkeeeniiiii

[KingstonGirl🍁 🇰🇪 @Lsankei99]

Science is yet to explain endometriosis

But you and your two malnourished dreads think contraception is the cause of it

A loud stupid man yuck !

[ً @cryst6ls]

been saying yes to every hangout now i gotta calculate how i move the entire month of september

[Mwendwa @Kelvinmwendwa__]

August has to be one of my best month ever. Three things happened that I could never have imagined they would two months ago. Yeey

[Mumbi 🎀 @mumbi_wathika]

As a person who prefers going to concerts sober, or at least sober adjacent to enjoy the music, I find it absurd when people dismiss very valid concerns about mediocre events with "you just weren’t lit enough, or you didn’t have the right company..." but to each their own ig 😂🤷🏾‍♀️

[⇞MN⇟ @Muokiiii]

Uber costs jana zilikuwa kama kushika ticket ingine😂

[Ess🍒 @NjeriKariuki16]

Piano piano….🤣🤣🤣

Get the fuck off that stage sir!

[jonasette🧚🏾‍♂️ @kamauess_]

Sahi ndio nakumbuka I thought Scotts maphuma pia alikua MC. That’s how bad it was😭😭😭

[Ny4go✨ @nyagoh_]

Kenya should not host another major event until we have a proper arena 😭
Kolocopia oversold tickets, Uhuru Gardens was overcrowded, sound was shitty, artist came at 2AM and M-Pesa was down.
Hizi events za Kenya nimeosha mikono.

[Munga💋♥️ @Nyokabiiii]

Okay tbh wtf was that concert??😒
As a concert lover that shit was so bare minimum nkt🚮

[outlaw queen @Lolaaabrown]

Y’all I’m so disgusted by my ex. Like I feel really angry at myself for letting this pathetic creature touch me. Worst man I’ve ever dated.

[Nicole Ahwori @nicolahs_art]

Haha so funny, btw... mnakumbuka Brian? Since we're walking down memory lane🤭

[Dolly @DOLLDILAH]

retweeting this because we need more awareness breast cancer is so scary

[Kerry-stopher. @Akokerryy]

Nitaenda offline from Saturday morning hadi 1 week iishe
Fomo ya The Most Wanted itanimaliza