Clavicular’s GIRLFRIEND started doing a STRIPTEASE in front of his FRIENDS, and he stood there enjoying it like this was just another night at his house 😭
“Why is everyone acting surprised?”
Clavicular asked his GIRLFRIEND of 5 YEARS if she stole the missing $50K, and her “NO” ended their relationship when the lie detector went OFF THE CHARTS 😭
“I fucking knew it. Let me know where it’s at.”
Clavicular heard MAKIMA was BARELY 18 with TWO soft “G-WAGONS” and completely LOST HIS MIND… kissed her for the THIRD TIME and started plotting how to pull her like SHE WASN’T ALREADY KISSING HIM 😭
“I NEED HER.”
Clavicular’s BEST FRIEND ignored a girl SCREAMING “STOP,” dropped her on the patio, then STILL threw her into the POOL with a smile on his face 😭
“Seriously, stop, David!”
Clavicular grabbed a girl by the FACE and tried pulling her with nothing but HUNTER EYES, then she laughed and he checked his PHONE 😭
“I’m not gonna kiss you.”
Clavicular was warned the MAKIMA girl was barely 18, but the second he heard about her TWO G-WAGONS, he started playing with her “PILLOWS” while she sat on his lap 😭
“I liked it.”
Clavicular caught Jeet making out with his GIRL for the night, then challenged him to PING PONG to decide whose BED she’d end up in 😭
“Winner gets her tonight.”
A RANDOM girl tried to embarrass shirtless Hexumlite in the middle of the street, so he turned around and roasted her even harder 😭💀
“You’re fat. You’re fat and you got diabetes.”
Clavicular heard she was barely 18, but MAKIMA cosplay and 2 G-WAGONS were enough for him to pull her in for a KISS 😭
“Which G-Wagon has the most room?”
Clavicular had one girl with her hand between his legs and another pressed against his chest LIVE on stream, yet he kept scrolling like nothing was happening 😭
“You’re really going to ignore me?”
Clavicular walked up to Sky Bri out of nowhere and casually told her his 6.75 by 5.5 measurements. The second she heard it, she started smiling like she was already imagining what she could do with that information. 😭
“Wait... 6.75 by 5.5?”
Clavicular walked up to Sky Bri out of nowhere and casually told her his 6.75 by 5.5 measurements. The second she heard it, she started smiling like she was already imagining what she could do with that information. 😭
“Wait... 6.75 by 5.5?”
Clavicular gave Lily one choice: add OTHER GIRLS to the relationship or watch him walk… she said she’d do ANYTHING to keep him 😭
“Then prove how badly you want me.”
Clavicular gave Lily one choice: add OTHER GIRLS to the relationship or watch him walk… she said she’d do ANYTHING to keep him 😭
“Then prove how badly you want me.”
Clavicular was ready to CRY after HexumLite told him there’s statistically a 60% chance the average woman he approaches has already been with a guy TWO STANDARD DEVIATIONS above average 😭
“Bro, you just ruined my entire month.”