Mike - The Archivist

The Archives are open... and getting weirder thanks to Fidget. Things are rapidly spiraling, so check Highlights if you want to see the latest chaos.

[Mike - The Archivist @Senompatch]

Welcome to the Archives, now hosted on our own site. Between cryptids, folklore, a certain wayward fox trying to blow everything up, and the most motley band you can imagine... we have a little something for everyone.

Welcome to the Archives.
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[Mike - The Archivist @Senompatch]

@crimsonthrill don't we all want self-buttering toast!!!

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@crimsonthrill not a woodchipper... yet...

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@MichaelFKane so... what's the best place to get you the most commission?

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the right to life isn't granted by the government, it's protected by the government. Shouldn't need to pass a law to state that every stage of human development is a person, otherwise lawyers would find that one loophole around age 82 and say "well, you don't meet these standards, so you're not a person anymore."

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@MrMouse12335 @mikepratt @BrandonLansdown try brainwaves before 8 weeks... own blood by 3-4

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Wanna hear a sea shanty about a pirate bored in a agripunk city watching the buildings shift while complaining there's no rum?

How's that for a madlib? https://t.co/sPAR8FOKNH

[Mike - The Archivist @Senompatch]

@Just1Pineappl3 terrifying

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@MarkEmkey Down to one cup a day, eh, Paul Bunyan?

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@keksi_society it's beautiful. I love the feel of it.

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@YunaFrostrunner @Silas_VT_EN I love releasing WIPs and then changing it up for release... sometimes the WIPs get more views than the final product because I'm really bad at the promotion thing.

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@Laird_Ernst @Fidgety_Fidget ty sir!

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Hit 1000 today, so I'll (re)drop some new character designs I've been working on. Thanks for joining for the madness!

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@Vixsynn_Phoenix @FennySylveon @quinnfemboyhack @KiraMuttaro @Fidgety_Fidget @Synnerette @WhompWave @FairyCrewFTG @DoctorInsain @AirnMaiden you trusted Fidget and Kira to rescue you all! And she didn't blow something up? Color me impressed. LOL

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@WrenFoxfire @Fidgety_Fidget thank ye kindly!

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@Hank_Braak @ANoNameXworker I love how they make the comment about it's lazy and cutting corners... What do they think technology is in essence about... Certainly not trying to make our lives harder.

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@MrMouse12335 @mikepratt @BrandonLansdown the fetus feels pain, too. Also has a heartbeat and brainwaves by about the time the mom knows she's pregnant.

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@jaundicedjekyll @BrandonLansdown laughably bad curse, moron.

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@MrRyanDrew it's about time organize a Planned Parenthood by Planned Parenthood blockade. Drain them and sue them into oblivion. We're working on ways to entrap and sue ours to drain their resources.

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@ashenbach @samston11 i'd never thought of that... that's actually an intriguing concept.

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@ashenbach @TheBabylonBee random meetings are the bane of my existence. So glad I don't have to go to them anymore.

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On September 12, 1952, witnesses followed a bright object toward a West Virginia hill. Their account of a towering strange figure became the Flatwoods Monster legend. Would you follow a light into the trees?