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@marksandspencer Got these out for dinner tonight (holding in mind they’re still in date), I don’t think that green hue is good 👍🏻 in the bin they go! Poorly done M&S

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@ArrivaKent does the 116 go by Byron Road Saturdays? Both your app & bus stop timetable say there should’ve been one at 12:06 - I’ve been here since 11:55 &still no sight of one. This is the second time this has happened. Please either update information or run a reliable service

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@chas_hodges @CrabMuseum I’m now reading and thinking everything in Mudcrab dialect.

This is going to make for an interesting clinic day 🙃

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@chas_hodges And they changed bits, so all my comfort in predictability went out the window. I was not happy.

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@chas_hodges Have you played the new shinified version? I watched Rob do the demo and found it terrifying.

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@Se_Railway The train’s at 9:30 from KC, all I need is to know whether or not trains will be running from Kent to London for the 7:40 from Gillingham.

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@chas_hodges He did say that money’s too tight to mention, to be fair.

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@chas_hodges @FPSAssthetics Well, that’s me getting no work done for at least a year now.

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@Se_Railway There really needs to be looking into the rail replacement bus times, Medway is so full of road closures and temporary traffic lights. I’d rather wait 20 minutes between connections rather than having to wait an hour. There is no way this bus is going to make it to the 12:25.

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@Se_Railway The rail replacement bus from Gillingham at 11:52 is running 10 minutes late. Can you guarantee that the 12:23 (that is the connecting train to London) won’t leave before the replacement bus arrives to connect?

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@Se_Railway Hopefully that will be enough time, but I’m also mindful that there are lots of parents with kids on this bus who probably won’t make the 12:20 one. If that could be also be considered for that, I imagine that they will be grateful. Thank you!

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@Se_Railway Particularly if you’re only running a once an hour service.

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@Se_Railway Gillingham to Faversham. Got on the 2nd rail replacement bus at 11:38 (the first one went at 11:36), am now sat on the 12:33 train waiting, as the bus didn’t get there in time for the 12:03 from Rainham (which should have been the connection)

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@Se_Railway What’s the point of having rail replacement buses if they either 1) leave early? 2) follow up the previous one but don’t make it to the connecting journey and you’re 30 minutes late? If you’re offering 2 rail replacement buses, get the train to leave when both arrive?

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@chas_hodges @numetal_moment @AndyStoddart Well, cocaine’s a hell of a drug I see.

[God @TheTweetOfGod]

I can only save the Queen for so long.

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Young person I used to work with and discharged around 2 years ago emailed me today because they were excited to tell me that it’s their first day taking Testosterone.

I love these moments. Makes my job even more worthwhile.

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@chas_hodges See you at Prevent?