Noodle

tater tot enthusiast and elon musk hater

[Noodle @SentientRamen]

can’t talk right now I’m turning my ditto into Jell-O shots

[Noodle @SentientRamen]

DILF/MILF Island when?

[Noodle @SentientRamen]

she shake on my spear till I ambic petameter

[박주현 @hermit_hwarang]

Not an exaggeration to say the literal future of our planet depends on the total defeat of US imperialism

[Praise @tufpraise]

Don’t let them get away with this. Children being violated are not a weekly internet trend. This is real.

[Pop Base @PopBase]

One month ago today, the Jeffrey Epstein files were legally required to be released to the public in full.

The Department of Justice failed to meet the deadline and continues to withhold over 2 million files.

[Noodle @SentientRamen]

My drawing of RFK Jr having an affair with Otis from barnyard, pen on paper, 2026 #milk

[Melanie D'Arrigo @DarrigoMelanie]

Weird way of saying “Gen Z is getting price gouged on basic necessities and exploited for their labor.”

[Noodle @SentientRamen]

I have a really funny tweet idea but if I say it one of those accounts with 2.7m botted followers is going to rip it out of my feed and say it louder, therefore funnier

[JOJI @sushitrash]

see u soon

[Noodle @SentientRamen]

just saw a dude get raptured outside no joke #rapture

[abdul 🌌📷 @Advil]

twitter is still the best app when there’s crazy news and it’s not even close unfortunately

[Lic 𝑯‍ei𝒅𝒊‍ dibujitos 👽 @DoodlesHeidi]

"Bully" complete comic (English)

[Noodle @SentientRamen]

I am the Joey chesnut of ren faire pickles

[Noodle @SentientRamen]

@rootemperature Volunteering :)

[Noodle @SentientRamen]

Karma for you considering putting ads in premium

[Spotify Status @SpotifyStatus]

We are aware of the outage and working to resolve it as soon as possible. The reports of this being a security hack are false.

[BlackRedGuard ☭ 🇵🇸🔻⛓️‍💥 @OGBlackRedGuard]

One cup of water every 24 hours.

[Noodle @SentientRamen]

@Snapchat @evanspiegel @StevenBartlett You guys took ads too far with the app sending you direct messages from advertisers. You’re hardly a messaging service anymore, just a walking sellout. Switching back to Instagram for stories

[Noodle @SentientRamen]

@ama_a93 @Etsy Since this post has so much traction, I’m sure that a gofundme or similar crowdfunding platform could help you get a lawyer for this!

[Noodle @SentientRamen]

@ZelenskyyUa There are many, MANY Americans who look up to Ukraine and its people, and we are rooting for you, for your peace and safety. Although our voices may not be as prominent in these comments or our media, we exist in numbers and want nothing more than peace! 🇺🇦🇺🇸❤️

[Anime News And Facts @AniNewsAndFacts]

"The Guy She Was Interested In Wasn't a Guy at All" Anime Adaptation Confirmed.