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[🦥 @Sequence_IX]

“You having an unnatural allegiance to losers is not like you” is the bar of the year! Ok Katt!

[VT Sports @Vtsportschannel]

Sean Taylor tried to take out Andre Johnson on the first play of the game. 🤣

Clinton Portis: “We go to Houston for a preseason game and Sean's talking to Dre, hey, Dre, how’s your mom? Oh, she’s good, she’s good. Hey, good to see you brother, good to see you. First play, the Texans always ran Dre on the dig route. He’s the master of the dig route.”

“I see Sean on the field. I see Dre, I’m like, oh, man, this the play they about to run the dig... and Dre come across the field, and I’m looking, I’m thinking, like, uh, I don’t think Sean that crazy. And I look at Sean like this, it seemed like it happened in slow motion.”

“I look at the quarterback, and I see the ball coming, and I’m like, no, he’s not gonna do it. He, I hope he’s not gonna do it.”

“Luckily the ball was, like, low, Dre dove for the ball, and Sean come across Dre head like Superman, and he knocked over the first down marker.”

“Dre rolled over and said, Sean, what the fuck you doing? And he get up and jog off the field. And I look at Santana, like, hey, that boy is crazy. Like, he really crazy, something wrong with him.”

“In the first play of the game, he tried to kill Dre, and it’s a preseason. I’m like, man, this boy is crazy. He’s special.”

[House of Lowlights @HouseLowlights]

LEBRON JAMES BAG WORK 🔥

[MLFootball @MLFootball]

ELECTRIC: THROWBACK TO WHEN #RAIDERS QB DEREK CARR MADE HIS #NFL DEBUT IN 2014.

Carr became the first rookie quarterback in Raiders franchise history to start a season opener.

The beginning of an unforgettable career in the NFL.

This was truly awesome.

[Hoop Central @TheHoopCentral]

Shaq: "Who you calling, the cops?"

Charles Barkley: "Kash Patel." 🤣💀

(h/t @awfulannouncing)

[Julez @JulezInternet]

The house and senate today:

[iamtheREALMURPHDAWG @RealMurphdog916]

Sabonis: “I never said I didn’t want to play with Acuff Jr. I love it here in Sacramento”

Meanwhile, Sabonis……

[SleeperNFL @SleeperNFL]

Not giving your rookie WR a Target after they had 218 yards + 2 TDs in the two weeks prior?

Malpractice.

[WeAreBigGuys @WeAreBigGuys]

Froholdt was literally dribbling Caleb Downs 💀

[conner @winterweather]

raiders and jets today for some fucking reason

[Sleeper @SleeperHQ]

Spent all my FAAB on Omar Cooper just for AD Mitchell to steal all the targets:

[Yahoo Fantasy Sports @YahooFantasy]

Picked up and started Omar Cooper Jr. just for Adonai Mitchell to take all his touches

[Dov Kleiman @NFL_DovKleiman]

“Dad, how good was prime Peter Warrick at FSU?”

One of the best athletes we've ever seen 🐐

[Marshall Julius @MarshallJulius]

Thriller's way different than I remember, but I still dig it. 🧟 #Halloween 🎃

[BuffBoy 🦬 @skobuffss]

Look at the Lakers bench 😭😭😭😭😭

[MLFootball @MLFootball]

THIS BRYCE YOUNG SONG IS DIABOLICAL.

HARD TO RECOVER FROM THIS.

💀💀💀

[IvjoR_AI @Ivanjo439]

🍄🎤🎶❤️‍🔥🥥

[Underdog @Underdog]

5-2 fantasy managers this week

[Dov Kleiman @NFL_DovKleiman]

𝗕𝗿𝗲𝗮𝗸𝗶𝗻𝗴: Amazon has released the official trailer for its new documentary about the legendary Terrell Owens.

Terrell & T.O. premieres November 5 on Prime Video.

This will be a must-watch 🔥👀

[SleeperNFL @SleeperNFL]

Omar Cooper Jr. to Garrett Wilson:

[GhettoGronk @ghetto_gronk]

Chargers lose another close one