Sequin Mommy

I'm just a girl, standing in front of a boy, talking sh*t about strangers on the Internet.

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Hey @OpenAI you sure you wanna let the tech journalists get some sleep now??

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@bertalikewhoa would love if you can cover Fluz at some point. It’s a cash back app purporting to help you make money off of your friends. I’ve not seen this version of MLM before but seems like same wolf, different clothing - ?

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Thanks @eltonofficial for spending 620 minutes with me in 2022. I couldn’t stop listening to Cold Heart - PNAU Remix. #SpotifyWrapped https://t.co/CcZ6jezRDd

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@The_Law_Boy @IfBooksPod Unfortunately, after the episode I was curious to watch the VH1 show. PLEASE DO NOT DO THIS.

Expectation: Funny-cringey, eyebrow piercings
Reality: Pick-up “jokes” about wheelchairs

No, VH1. No. 😠 ❌

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@itsSHANGELA won #DWTS no matter what anyone else says. WHAT A F@&$!ING SERIES CHANGING PERFORMANCE 💃🏻 and what a way to bring ART to American living rooms ❤️ @eurekaohara @LaganjaEstranja

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Someone PLEASE SHOW ME how they style @MarkBallas’s hair for show day. I’m obsessed.

His hair looks great long but HOW do they transform it so much?? How many pins does it take? How much hairspray? I need to know. #dancingwiththestars #DWTS #DWTS31

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@itsSHANGELA’s samba on #DWTS made me so happy I got a little misty 🥲 #shangela #DWTS31

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Kadie and Alejandro: MOVE TO SPAIN
✅ Sun
✅ Spanish speaking
✅ Not far for dog
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#90DayFianceUK #90DayFiance #90DayUK @RealityGaysPod @realitycraycray

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Kara may be annoying but b*tch knows how to turn a wedding look
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@RealityGaysPod #90DaysFiance #90dayfiance

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Love the queens championing so many trans and female charities. ❤️ Can we teach straight men it’s ok to say “tampon” too?!

#DragRaceAllStars7 #DragRace

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@netflix #SnowflakeMountain WHAT IS THE PACKING SITUATION.

How did all these bitches start off going to a villa and somehow wind up with pj pants, parkas, identical blue fleeces, and knit beanies? And at some point they have fake lashes - ?

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@katygirldreamin @netflix I’m so confused about the packing. Thought they were going to a villa but packed parkas and beanies? And lost their luxe goods but still have eyeshadow and major lashes…?

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#SnowflakeMountain, brought to you by fuzzy blue jackets
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#Netflix @netflix

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Why is the “big time music producer” using a giant track ball mouse from 1995 🔎
@RealityGaysPod

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The Serbian Black Eyed peas are the highlight of my evening 👏🏻👏🏻👏🏻@RealityGaysPod

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@RealityGaysPod Mattie thank you for saying “CamerOOOOON” on this week’s episode!! My first thought every time there’s a Kobe segment. 🇨🇲👑

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#VinceCamuto Design team: “Tangerine! Tangerine for summer! Only tangerine as far as the eye can see!”

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Those jumbo prawns and rock oysters did not come from Galveston. Thankfully. That warm muddy water 🤢
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#TopChef #TopChefHouston #topchef2022 #NotMadAboutIt #JustSaying

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Oof Caleb with his Tarzan hair and Lularoe leggings 😑
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#90DayFiance #90dayfiancetheotherway #90DF #90DayTheOtherWay @RealityGaysPod

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Remember in He’s Just Not Into You where the girl misunderstands and thinks she’s cohosting the party? And she keeps refilling the chips and emptying the trash? That’s Kim at Usman’s video shoot
@RealityGaysPod #90dayfiancebeforethe90days #90dayfiancebefore90days #90dayfiance