Jaime Lannister

The Han Solo of Westeros, only with a better smirk. And better hair. Do not call me Kingslayer. Or Shirley. Not affiliated w/ HBO® or Game of Thrones.

[dolcina @dolcina]

I don't know who needs to see this but
#Narcissist = asshole*
Malignant narcissist = Evil gd asshole*

(*liar, cheater, manipulator, thief, irresponsible, slanderer, cruel, selfish & highly CHARMING to outsiders)

A narc will use you for their ego. A malignant narc will use you>

[Jaime Lannister @Ser_Jaime]

@Queen_Cersei Shhhhh! Don't let anyone know that we're still alive!

[Jaime Lannister @Ser_Jaime]

https://t.co/napqJy5w7l

[Jaime Lannister @Ser_Jaime]

I'm no hero but thank you #Brienne.
#GameOfThrones #TheFinalEpisode

[Jaime Lannister @Ser_Jaime]

Is it just me or did #TheFinalEpisode seemed less #GameofThrones-ish and more vanilla-ish?

[Jaime Lannister @Ser_Jaime]

Questions: who will have to pay Cersei's debt to the Iron Bank? #GameOfThrones #armchair

[Cersei Lannister @Queen_Cersei]

Brienne is a class act. A gentlewoman and a knight. 😭

[Jaime Lannister @Ser_Jaime]

Let us take a moment and give a thought to all of the bass and cello players who are now unemployed after #TheFinalEpisode of #GameOfThrones

[Jaime Lannister @Ser_Jaime]

After watching the series finale of #GameOfThrones I sort of felt like #Robotman of #Doompatrol
https://t.co/YTEWIfwCnn

[Jaime Lannister @Ser_Jaime]

@Queen_Cersei I have to make sure that #Euron is dead. And to bump off #Daenerys.

[Jaime Lannister @Ser_Jaime]

‘Game Of Thrones’ Showrunners Disappointed With How Quality Of Fans Has Dropped Off Over Past Couple Seasons https://t.co/B4OuMww8A3

[Jaime Lannister @Ser_Jaime]

I love the internet. It's a much more interesting source of information than #brandonstark and his glazed three eyed raven routine.
#GameOfThrones

More than 30,000 upset ‘Game of Thrones’ fans sign petition to remake Season 8 https://t.co/GlFArhnIUS

[Jaime Lannister @Ser_Jaime]

@Queen_Cersei The sky is the limit.

[Cersei Lannister @Queen_Cersei]

EURON: I killed Jaime Lannister!
SLAB OF CONCRETE: No you didn't!

[Cersei Lannister @Queen_Cersei]

Day two of pretending to be dead so we can start a new life as wealthy sex-crazed drunks in Essos. I mean 😵😵

[Cersei Lannister @Queen_Cersei]

I don't know, but I'd say being crushed to death in your collapsing castle that's being destroyed by a fire-breathing dragon is a pretty epic death.

[Jaime Lannister @Ser_Jaime]

Geez, please don't pull any punches here (the description of #Euron
was bang on, though).
#GameofThrones #GoTS8 #thebells
Game of Thrones Episode 5 review: A cheap twist ruins Mother’s Day for the Mother of Dragons /via @globeandmail https://t.co/6arZwdO9wa

[Cersei Lannister @Queen_Cersei]

I hope they never find the bodies and we rest together beneath our castle for all eternity.

[Jaime Lannister @Ser_Jaime]

I think that #DaenerysTargaryen should switch from @Starbucks to @MySecondCup. That stuff really angries up the blood.
#GameOfThrones #TheLastWar
#kingslanding

[Cersei Lannister @Queen_Cersei]

And when your tears have drowned you, the valonqar shall wrap his hands about your pale white throat and choke
the life
from
you.

#GameofThrones