In 1692, you'd qualify as a witch if:
‣ You are female
‣ You are poor
‣ You are rich
‣ You have female friends
‣ You're married with few (or no) kids
‣ You have moles/birthmarks
‣ You've had unmarried sex
I found the cutest little frog in the bottom of my romaine lettuce tonight- it’s too cold to set him outside (27 degrees), but he’s been living in the lettuce in the fridge for several days now- does anyone know what I should do so that he doesn’t die?