Maybe someday I will have the guts to listen to these voicemails from my lawyer (I won’t)
2026 update: I deleted the voicemails but I did not listen to them
Leavenworth county license plate: I’m late for the demolition derby and I have nothing left to lose
Missouri license plate: I have just robbed a Casey’s and I have nothing left to lose
When Missouri sends its people, they’re not sending their best. They’re sending people that have lots of problems, and they’re bringing those problems with us. They’re bringing drugs. They’re bringing crime. They’re rapists. And some, I assume, are good people.