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[🇪🇸🇧🇷 @marigawept]

The funniest thing about this World Cup is when everyone realises Messi is still better than everyone

[R 🍂 @RuhmaMukhtar]

Silly of me to worry when Allah always makes a way

[Rene🧚🫧 @sheisafairyyy]

I will never understand a "free trial" needing my debit card information.

[Uncle Ruckus @Emarged]

How many white people are in Senegal’s national football team?

[z @whoiszolo]

if arsenal are 1 nil up by 80th minute, nuke the stadium.

[● @aminuyaro_]

Anya ba adashe Barcelona suka kwasa ba?

[Reads with Ravi @readswithravi]

I’m in love with this sentence:

“The strongest version of you is buried under the habits you're afraid to break.”

[Sardauna @M_S_Abdallah]

Eid Mubarak. May the true spirit of Eid-ul-Adha light up our homes and bring us endless joy.

[Robert Greene @RobertGreene]

Once the words are out, you cannot take them back. Keep them under control. Be particularly careful with sarcasm: The momentary satisfaction you gain with your biting words will be outweighed by the price you pay.

[Robert Greene @RobertGreene]

Never take your position for granted and never let any favors you receive go to your head.

[Harmless @HarmlessHQ]

ADC has one simple job today:

Declare results far bigger than what APC declared for Tinubu.

Tinubu won APC primaries with 10 million votes.

Anybody winning ADC primaries should never win it with anything less than 12 million votes.

Aura for aura.
Omo for omo.
Ewedu for ewedu.
Okpa for okpa.
Fura for fura.

[UG🇵🇹 @UgwunnaEjikem]

No animal for this world useless pass those dogs wey de sniff bags for Nnamdi Azikiwe International departures.

I ask the handler if the dogs don ever detect anything since ein start this work, two of us burst laugh.

[Tamale @256Rootyherman]

*gets salary

Policeman: why are u over speeding?

Me: l can afford the fine

[Harram @_harramm]

professor i cannot submit my assignment i am muslim we only submit to allah

[ajay @1meajay]

which woman don go talk nonsense again?😂😂😂

[H @IfeanyiEmm34386]

Mom: honey, I cleaned your room and also threw away a strange piece of paper with 12 English words on it

Me:

[BIG LEO 🦅 @leodey4uu]

omo, na to clean your tears and continue pushing o
nobody send your papa!

[ibrahim @raskolibov]

Ataerkil zihniyetten arınmış modern güçlü bir erkek görüyorum..

[Mikolo @Ademolaaa_]

Smh I wish I left the party at 6pm dawg.

[Abbas @Abbas_bnSanusi]

Some of us hold our parents in very high esteem. We don't do such.