Chris Baldwin

Ancient product design dictator, shit guitar shredder and general all round lover of sausage sarnies.

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@OfficialHuey @OzzyOsbourne Did he ever get a gong from the queen in any shape or form?

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I couldn’t give less of a fuck about the Oasis reunion.

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@hilaryosborne Hi Hilary I hope you are well, can I speak to you about this article you wrote please?
https://t.co/R6do1gfZll

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@JulianLennon I thought it was you who had passes.

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@nypost I think he’s got left field tastes, other charges aside, I may try that sauce on my next burger.

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@PaulReiser My son played me this and I thought of you https://t.co/JQPldoijvi

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@MrMcBear @fesshole And less frequent

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@ILovesTheDiff I was walking there yesterday and saw their stuff in one of the rowing boats. Very sad.

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@NationCymru @EPriceJourno Such a relief. I was worried there’d be a shortage of Christmas hams.

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@ILovesTheDiff You need to republish the underground map. I need this in my life.

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@MarkHamill Happy Birthday

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@AnnaT196989 @JamesLucasIT Not the place for this.

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@Matt_Pinner How not to be a father

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@fesshole Yep, sounds like my dad, reason I hate golf. Cunts.

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@wejustnormalmen You've seen the CBBC programme, now witness the Hollywood blockbuster.

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@veolia nice one, maybe you can be extra generous and he can finish at 6pm on Christmas Eve as well? Epic PR fail.
https://t.co/PSy1vzQCYU

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@fesshole This struck a chord with me.

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@NationCymru @EPriceJourno He’s a self serving gammon.

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@ILovesTheDiff Death junction?

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@implausibleblog Nadia Dorries is batshit crazy. How on earth. she got elected an MP is beyond me.