Ser Jorah Mormont

Livin' it up in Essos. Currently in the friendzone with Ser Barristan. KHAALLLEEESSIIII! Not affiliated with @GameofThrones / HBO.

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Daario better stay away from Khaleesi...or he will receive this stare:

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Game of Thrones Season 4 kicks off tomorrow! ARE YOU EXCITED?

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#2013TaughtMe that the Friend Zone is a dark and lonely place.

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One thing about Essos: Needs more grass.

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#TwitterUsersThatShouldDate Khaleesi and myself. Age is a barrier, love is eternal.

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KHAAAALLLLEEEESSSSIIIII!!!!!

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@7KingdomsRMine The original hipster of Essos:

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#RightInTheFeels

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@TheKing_Joffrey Come and get me.

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#AwkwardMoments @GameOfThrones

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Khaleesi does more than raising dragons..

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Why go to college when you can liberate slaves? #YunkaiLife

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@lOoWardyoOl @TheKing_Joffrey He's only killed Ned Stark. Minor character at best.

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QOTD @GameOfThrones :

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@AryaOfWinterfel Well, I'm still in Essos. But I will return with Khaleesi and claim the Iron Throne. #LikeABoss

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#SignsAGuyDoesntLikeYou When he pours molten gold on your head.

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Even Kovarro knows my pain..

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@CaptainDaario It is because you lack a beard.

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Any guy can get a girl, but it takes a truly special man to be King of the Friendzone.