Serpent Mound 🌲

Fisherman - Hunter - Atavist - RWBB - Small Fish Enthusiast - 🌲

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It's an American outdoorsman's world. You're just living in it.

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@gdtwinkie @I35V2 Bookmarked. I hope it's similar to the Minerva Monster

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My favorite flavor of complete insanity are the rural grandmothers who post on Facebook that they regularly feed and communicate with groups of bigfoot. Giving each names, their favorite foods, etc. Bigfoot is real but I don't buy Darlene in NW Pennsylvania has been feeding them

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Presumably they're nice, normal ish older people but you have to imagine this level of delusion has to be unimaginable. A private life of pure insanity

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Something about guys like Action Bronson and Paul Wall is sublime. Like jazzy turbo white wigger might be top 10 white archetypes of the modern era. Slightly above morphine addicted performative litbro and slightly below schizophrenic white Muslim

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Sportsball hits so good when you don't have a chud mutual in yo ear telling you you're a gay slave to zog

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Some people take this Internet shit too seriously. If they had found a trilobyte as a kid they'd be way more interested in rockhounding than poasting.

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@LandsharkRides I thought Bulgarian savings time was just flipped around so everyone sleeps all day and comes out at night

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The road ahead is treacherous and uncertain. Take this

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@bronzebust Yeah lots of mutuals from back in the day I haven't seen in some time

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@JoshRainerGold @roseromaunt In my case I was tracked down irl and targeted by my now wife

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The creek behind your neighborhood looks largely the same as it did thousands of years ago. You can pick up rocks that have been sitting inert for a millenia. The Semotilus in that pool is the same genetic lineage as the Semotilus which was sharing it with a smilodon

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@roseromaunt Married almost 4 years off twitter

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And every one of them was right. This world is a hellscape because an archaic hominid picked up a sharp rock

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@shortmagsmle

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@I35V2 You remember how things were like 7-8 years ago? Those were the days

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@0x49fa98 Just gotta get really into fish

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Still haven't found a reputable dealer for this one under $100

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@wotancore You almost made it