Storm Serpico

I land technical skateboard tricks using some SPEED that can be applied simultaneously to concrete Meccas or in concrete-less mountain wilderness. Do the math.

[Storm Serpico @SerpicoStorm]

I hate hackers! They think I am going to side with them? I plan on fucking them over.

[Storm Serpico @SerpicoStorm]

I fucking hate Canadians, and cock blockers. Funny how easy it is for those fucking assholes to oppress my people with your fake science. Where did all the warrior women go? I can't be the only real sex god left!

[Storm Serpico @SerpicoStorm]

I've been waiting for someone to save me my whole life. Turns out I'm just being watched by bullies, and they are just obsessed with thinking about calling me stupid, since I never see them ��🌲😂✌️🌲🌲

[Storm Serpico @SerpicoStorm]

🚬🇺🇸🚬The marriage and divorce Schism: the current state of the world is anyone with "Daddy Issues" got everything they ever wanted and spoiled rotten. Those with "mommy issues" we get shit on and abused the most and abandoned.
Hahaha! Hilarious. Everyone must know the truth😡✌️

[Storm Serpico @SerpicoStorm]

You don't CARE about me. And it's obvious you're using secret hospital societies to be numb to know what the fuck it's like when Mother Nature dies

[Storm Serpico @SerpicoStorm]

Pretty sure I'm convinced now.... Woman who are athiest are a lot easier to work with. What good is religion when it's each other we despise?

[Storm Serpico @SerpicoStorm]

To the bitches that haven't figured out heavy metal, Take your secret societies.... AND SHOVE THEM UP YOUR ASS YOU PSYCHOTIC BITCH! I've been alone my whole life, i don't need eaves droppers judging how I play my music. Fuck off!

[Storm Serpico @SerpicoStorm]

Feasting my eyes is important. Ladies, If there is one thing to cure my suicidal tendencies it would be more doggy style. Who wants to help me move out of my parents house? 😂✌️

[Storm Serpico @SerpicoStorm]

It's hard for me to trust you if you call yourself an Oregonian, and don't worship fire for warmth especially if you fuck around on frozen mountains. I would think your only use for me is me becoming the sex toy of your dreams
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👻👻👻👻 that's sex and the city philosophy

[Storm Serpico @SerpicoStorm]

For the record, if you ever hear my ROAR screaming FUCK looming o'er the mountaintop, it's because I JUST GOT A FUCKING SHINNER(skateboard injury) achin' to a hammer being pounded against your leg shiners leaving a bloody bruise. I'm not sorry.

[Storm Serpico @SerpicoStorm]

I'm such a hopeless romantic, pulling wild beast vibes in the wilderness, throwing my skateboard around, blood all over my hands, MISSING MY LADY WHO I AM IN LOVE WITH. DREAMING ABOUT RIPPING THE HEADS OFF OF OTHER MEN THAT FUCK HER! 😂🌲😡🔥💘🌲🔥☎️🔥

[Storm Serpico @SerpicoStorm]

My most powerful weapon in fighting trolls, is poetic porn and editing music to my skateboarding films. I probably edited porn music in a past life, if you try to ruin my sexuality my vengeful spirit will strike hard as fuck.

[Storm Serpico @SerpicoStorm]

If you relate to me in your aged 30's, and a loser ..The best way to make me want to kill myself, is to keep me without a girlfriend, and living in poverty with my parents while I imagine the girl I love being banged by everyone else. I might as well die. 😂✌️💘🌹🔥🇺🇸🔥

[Storm Serpico @SerpicoStorm]

I don't follow anyone. I have no clue about any of my followers. This is a deadzone. If I'm "following" you on twitter it's a mistake, and I might get YOU, ALOT OF FUCKING MONEY and we can bury certain invasive species that have ILLEGALY SPOILED PERSONAL INFORMATION. 😂✌️🇺🇸

[Storm Serpico @SerpicoStorm]

Ladies, the way to my heart...💘⛽️💘. I eat pussy for breakfast, I eat shit and work for lunch, and I eat DEEP SLEEP for Dinner. 🇺🇸😉 now go!

[Storm Serpico @SerpicoStorm]

My whole fucking life! Cast out. alone. Maybe my lover will never exist, and that's why my quest is getting fucking raped by a bunch of cyber punk ass fa-ggets. Techno Eaves drop ruined the world

[Storm Serpico @SerpicoStorm]

Just so you know...I'm always horny.... And I'm always alone, and I only love pussy. The ladies could use this to their advantage.

[Storm Serpico @SerpicoStorm]

I need more hoes in my life. I'm sick of being cock blocked. Where did all the slutty rich mountain girls go? I'm out here fucking skating down the mountain. I don't need a mommy lecture!

[Storm Serpico @SerpicoStorm]

There is beauty in white trash suicide.

[Storm Serpico @SerpicoStorm]

I will always outsmart you when it comes to the human condition. That's what happens when you are the oldest and raised around nothing but boys and ironically TWO different MOTHERS. What the fuck do you think my business will fall under? I'm high powered. be nice to me
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