melissa miller

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Instagram: @serrae

[melissa miller @Serrae]

Thank you for the Corvallis shout out, #MurderInASmallTown. But that's now how you pronounce Willamette.

[melissa miller @Serrae]

@queenkandis *insert Alex Claremont Diaz flipping Texas comment here*

[melissa miller @Serrae]

Bomer and Joshua Jackson on stage together is quite a lot to take in. #Emmys

[melissa miller @Serrae]

I'm not sure I need to say this, but @AppleTV, if I want to watch #WomenInBlue with Spanish audio and English subtitles, it doesn't mean I want to watch every other show on Apple with Spanish (dubbed) audio and English subtitles. This feels obvious?

[melissa miller @Serrae]

I honestly have a list of shows.

[melissa miller @Serrae]

Okay, but can we talk about #TheSociety.

[Democratic Wins Media @DemocraticWins]

BREAKING: Reed Hastings, the founder of Netflix, just contributed $7 million to Vice President Kamala Harris. The Harris machine is a fundraising juggernaut.

[melissa miller @Serrae]

Mr. & Mrs. Smith is a Drama. The Bear is a Comedy. Words cease to have meaning.

(Neither category is correct for either show. We continue to prove binary systems make no sense.)
#Emmys

[melissa miller @Serrae]

This feels like Lodge 49 all over again.

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Devastating. What a weird lovely show.

[TVLine.com @TVLine]

Exclusive: #TheBigDoorPrize Not Returning for Season 3 at Apple TV+ https://t.co/yDsFekJizb

[melissa miller @Serrae]

"Do I have my skates?! Did Elvis Stojko take home silver at the Nagano Olympics?"
#BigDoorPrize, you always delight.

[melissa miller @Serrae]

DoorDash is suddenly sending me push notifications about Applebee's. Is this because I watched #TurtlesAllTheWayDown yesterday? Stop listening to *everything* phone. Not all of it matters.

[melissa miller @Serrae]

Judy Reyes singing "we're here because we're here" was one meaningful John Green thing too many and now I'm weeping uncontrollably. #TurtlesAllTheWayDown

[melissa miller @Serrae]

I. Can't. Wait.
One of my favorite books ever.

[DiscussingFilm @DiscussingFilm]

Phil Lord & Chris Miller’s ‘PROJECT HAIL MARY’, starring Ryan Gosling, will release on March 20, 2026 in theaters.

The film follows a man who wakes up from a coma afflicted with amnesia & soon remembers he was sent 12 light-years away from Earth to save humanity.

[melissa miller @Serrae]

The irony is when I watch the #NBAdraft in June, it will be almost exclusively for the fashion

[melissa miller @Serrae]

@TVandDinners She is everything.

[melissa miller @Serrae]

Awful.

[Variety @Variety]

Chance Perdomo, an actor who starred in the television series “Gen V” and “Chilling Adventures of Sabrina,” has died as a result of a motorcycle accident. He was 27. https://t.co/EfyqI3r3Cw

[melissa miller @Serrae]

Wayfair changing their tagline to "Every style. Every home" but keeping the tune from the "You have just what I need" jingle is the "Christmas Is All Around" of advertisements.

[melissa miller @Serrae]

We truly are in the darkest timeline.

[The New York Times @nytimes]

Breaking News: The NFL star Aaron Rodgers and Jesse Ventura, the former Minnesota governor, top the running mate list of the longshot candidate Robert F. Kennedy Jr.

Kennedy said he had been speaking with Rodgers “pretty continuously” for the past month. https://t.co/J9j9HsHSMq

[Jessica Clemons @lulu_clemons]

I'm serious when I say I'll never be over this. #Oscars2024

[melissa miller @Serrae]

@bluedaisy16 You're old and clearly drunk, my dude. Let my eyes check for you.

[melissa miller @Serrae]

Dear Oscar Producers - Stop letting the Best Picture category be when you drag out old people who can't handle the simple task of saying nominees and then opening the envelope. I can't handle it. #Oscars