Emmonuel

Cuarto en bolsa de a kilo.

[Emmonuel @Servin97L]

Du hast mein Herzen verbracht 💔

[Juanjo Ramírez Mascaró @ramirezmascaro]

Todos hablan de LA ODISEA de Nolan, pero nadie habla de ODYSSEE, la versión que dirigió MURNAU en 1927.

[Zero @zerowontmiss]

Mexicans after watching The Odyssey

[Kaze @Evren_sszn]

you relax for 30 minutes after work and next thing you know it’s 10pm😭

[Ele 🌻 @elenadesaa1999]

Hotmail por nacimiento, Gmail por presión social.

[fuck @sorrymoom]

Está makina de chambeo necesita una pausa de hidratación en la playa con todo incluido

[Kaze @Evren_sszn]

The longer I work in corporate, the more I realize People get rewarded for being Visible, not Valuable

[scar @imfat]

I love saying “sounds good” at work when i couldn’t care less

[𐌁𐌉Ᏽ 𐌕𐌉𐌌𐌉 @OrevaZSN]

Job interviews are always like, “What can you do?”

Sir, I’m a millennial born in the ‘90s. Just tell me what I need to know, and I’ll master it in three days.

[Emmonuel @Servin97L]

7km a la vista

[B. @buhlesrevenge]

bedrotting is so nice. just lying in bed, comfortably using your phone

[Rex σ @Rexacp]

Me arriving at work after spending 2 days off

[$ @jxtsummer]

all this shit just to die on a random day

[No Context Brits @NoContextBrits]

“I hope this email finds you well.”

How the email found me:

[james hawkins @james406]

"hey do you have 5 minutes to hop on a quick call"

[Lαυrα💫 @Lauragalaxy_]

Vosotros sois muy jóvenes pero antes el mundo sin influencers era un lugar mejor

[𝙤𝙡𝙞𝙫𝙚𝙧★ @olivvrszn]

being an adult feels like " if I just get through this week, I'll be okay". but it's every damn week😭

[Hey Arnold Perfect Shots @heyarnoldshots]

Kids today will never know how magical this felt.

[Ramin Nasibov @RaminNasibov]

LinkedIn: You appeared in 25 searches!

Me: Why?
LinkedIn: Can’t say.

Me: By whom?
LinkedIn: It’s a secret

[Dear Self. @Dearme2_]

A VERY unpopular opinion; humans were never meant to be this busy. That’s why everyone is anxious and depressed.