Bruce Izadi

[Bruce Izadi @Sesshy]

@FruMulle @barry_happy @doddleoddle Please... Most Americans can't even fill out the map of the U.S.

[Bruce Izadi @Sesshy]

@nhbaptiste @GreatDismal Only those people could add the word "care" to someone's name and consider it an insult (Obamacare). They don't just have a freedom from kindness--they see it as a bad thing.

[Bruce Izadi @Sesshy]

Imagination cursed us all with life.

[Bruce Izadi @Sesshy]

Guardian Atheist

[Bruce Izadi @Sesshy]

I wanna bang that female hormone monster

[Bruce Izadi @Sesshy]

Does eating pot brownies count as eating vegetables?

[Bruce Izadi @Sesshy]

Dead isn't what it used to be

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If you see any suspicious packages... Finders keepers.

[Bruce Izadi @Sesshy]

It takes a long time to realize how truly miserable you are and even longer to see it doesn't have to be that way.

[Bruce Izadi @Sesshy]

Next Gen is iRobot meets Halt and Catch Fire

[Bruce Izadi @Sesshy]

"Without labels people in Florida would drink Windex"

[Bruce Izadi @Sesshy]

Hindsight can be a burden, but at least it's inaccurate.

[Bruce Izadi @Sesshy]

It isn't enough to stand up and fight darkness -- you have to stand apart from it too.

[Bruce Izadi @Sesshy]

Trump is good news for people who love bad news.

[Bruce Izadi @Sesshy]

Cannibal Lecturer

[Bruce Izadi @Sesshy]

Maybe a good life is a proper balance or ratio of red to blue pills

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Retweet this or face unimaginable consequences.

[Bruce Izadi @Sesshy]

Why do people stick their gum under tables?

[Bruce Izadi @Sesshy]

Toddlers are not a threat to national security.

[Bruce Izadi @Sesshy]

Unhappy people do unhappy things