Simon Turner

Live in sunny south west London. One wife, two children and the cat.

[Simon Turner @Set18Turner]

@pelin_y06 Stanley

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@soran0312_ 16

[Cute Cats 🐱 @cutecats_____]

Someone finally chose her today. Stop by and say congrats 🥹❤️🐾

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@holly Done

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@NickBuckleyMBE I'm a cyclist. Ride 12 miles into the West End every day. I stop at lights and crossings. I'm definitely in the minority. Drives me mad - it's not just the Lime bike riders. All of them need shooting.

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@anon_opin You've not been to Norway then? Nothing wrong with loving your country.

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@angelatheartt I struggled with that rubbish too. It's smoke and mirrors and irritating for a total non believer. Don't let it stop you going to the AA meetings as the interaction with other people is what helps. You're doing it for yourself, but the help of others around you is paramount.

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@paulhoffman007 @CharlotteCGill One day at a time Paul. This is day two of the best years of your life. Enjoy.

PS Not had a drink for a good few years.!

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@mastropotato I drive a 2007 1.6 Astra. Starts every time and goes like a rocket. Spend more insuring and servicing it each year than the book value of the car. I wouldn't change it for the world! Fabulous car.

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@CharlotteCGill It's the parents job.

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@angelatheartt Never stop. I'm grateful for every day

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@Tjeerd001 Still use mine. Lot better than a hover mower for a small lawn. No cables and a quick cardio workout.

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@BurnsideWasTosh I thought they were just going to make them rounder at the front, rather than pointy.

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@mastropotato Any chance of an Astra 5door 2007 please. Never let's me down!

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@Robertorrii @juliedoherty29 @QprEver why is Nick Brown being mentioned?

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@DonnaDlm71 I've enrolled both my daughters in self defence classes. When I was growing up in the 80's, that was unheard of in deepest Surrey.

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@afneil Didn't Starmer refer to Kemi as the next Lettuce yesterday?

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@angelatheartt All good. Just finished an evening soup kitchen shift for the homeless. Keeps you grounded and sober.

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@jk_rowling Thank you for this ray of sunshine in the gloom. Her parents look so proud

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@bushontheradio Minge pie