Matt Seal

I like Japan lots. MUFC. 36, shit at most things. Huge Marvel nerd.

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@nocontextunited The only striker to maintain a 113 goals per game average for United. #GOAT

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@StarGinSC2 The image on the left looks absolutely nothing like Deborah Ann Woll though.

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@GemmaNoiosi @jerseyh0mo But I don’t want it forced down my throat. I’m fine with you being a Christian, but just keep it indoors, I don’t need to see it. 😉

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@Tobislim02 @FergiesRightRef One thing for sure is, I want it to work, I hope that it does. I just want United to do well, regardless of who is in charge.

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@Tobislim02 @FergiesRightRef You don’t know that. No one does. No one knows if a manger is going to succeed or not. Based on the fact that Carrick has done well in his interim role, it looks a great decision, but ultimately so did Ole, that didn’t turn out how we wanted.

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@Tobislim02 @FergiesRightRef He’s done a wonderful job with Bournemouth let’s be fair. Lost Huijsen, Zabarnyi, Kerkez, Ouattara and Semenyo and went on an 18 game unbeaten run and finished 6th in the league. It’s impressive.

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@Tobislim02 @FergiesRightRef In fairness Alonso has a German League and cup double with Alonso under his belt and if not for Atalanta beating him in the final, would have been undefeated in every game of that season and another trophy.

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@jondelarroz You not a proud Christian? You not a proud American? Are you proud of that time you beat your wife up? Cunt.

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@TheRealJamieKay Because we’ve got eyes

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@1Berserk36732 @D0gue186983 @YorchTorchGames But his entire point is the women’s appearance. So by your own rules and logic, he has no valid argument to begin with.

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@beckymil1 What three words

[Match of the Day @BBCMOTD]

Arsenal have set the record for the lowest possession percentage for a team playing in a Champions League final (since records began in 2003-04).

The previous lowest record was also Arsenal, set in the 2006 Champions League final, which they played 72 minutes with 10 men.

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@__SakaSZN

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@silent3conomist @samklef081 @MoArsenal86 This isn’t the Premier League, this was handball by CL rules

[Martien 🇳🇱 @MartienBall]

Yeah sex is great but have you ever scrolled on X after Arsenal lose another final?

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@mikeinmcr Full agree. People used to berate Mourinho for this, he was far more attacking

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@Arsenal @piersmorgan HAHAHAHAAHAHAHAAHAHAHAAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAH

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@Arsenal Hahahaahaahahahhhahaahahahahahaahahah

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@swfccom_ That’s nice mate, but in all honesty. Why don’t you just fuck off?

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@Leumaswazhere2 @Mista_ope What makes you think he’s overrated?

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@Ronieutd Lindelof, Elanga, Larsson, Blomqvist.