Seth Clement

Years ago they tried to

[Seth Clement @SethClement]

Pants are right handed

[Seth Clement @SethClement]

@GordonRamsay narrates his cooking shows like he doesn’t want the food to hear him

[Seth Clement @SethClement]

Go read Romans 8. WOW. Amazing.

[Seth Clement @SethClement]

“last resort” by papa roach uses the same chord progression as “hit the road jack” by ray charles. do with that what you will.

[Seth Clement @SethClement]

still waiting for the day i don’t almost walk into the shower with airpods in

[Seth Clement @SethClement]

yeah that’s a really cool video essay about the military industrial complex but it doesn’t have subway surfers on half the screen so i won’t be paying attention to that thanks.

[Seth Clement @SethClement]

The hardest part about going to the gym is not vaping for an hour

[Dr Jordan B Peterson @jordanbpeterson]

Dr Jordan B Peterson Tells Joe Rogan Of Plan For Alternative To World Economic Forum https://t.co/62pkCHD1Cf

[Seth Clement @SethClement]

There really is no greater panic than when someone asks you to do math on the spot

[Seth Clement @SethClement]

If I die and someone I don’t like comes to my funeral I’m haunting them. That’s unfinished business

[Seth Clement @SethClement]

Imagine explaining TikTok to a man from 200 BC

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The masculine urge to not speak to your best friend for 6 months

[Seth Clement @SethClement]

I hate when people tell you stuff like how much cocaine they do or that they drink and drive, hoping that you’ll think it’s cool. But it’s just like, wow you’re dumb and I now respect you less

[Seth Clement @SethClement]

People try and tell me I’m not funny but the chia pet seeds on my nieces doll’s head beg to differ

[Seth Clement @SethClement]

It’s like Putin doesn’t even care that it’s March madness.

[Seth Clement @SethClement]

What university could possibly be accepting them

[Seth Clement @SethClement]

Why does every pirate know physics and engineering as soon as they have to booby trap their treasure

[steph @steph_mcca]

me and the boys are shotgunning beers to Fade Into You by mazzy star

[Seth Clement @SethClement]

MGK single handedly revived pop punk, then brutally murdered it immediately.

[MTV @MTV]

It's official: I'm in love with this @machinegunkelly & @OfficialWillow collab. 🖤

Catch their music vid for "emo girl" out right now & alllll day long on MTV Live + MTVU!

[Seth Clement @SethClement]

You really want to go to New York??The place where Spider-Man lives???