Seth Facts

Hey im seth and I have great facts.

[mehow @mehowek]

Selling this slightly used VAPE PEN for $40 obo. (No low-ballers please)

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@ToeKneeBoyer @SIothyFacts @sethrought1225 sloths are allergic to cocaine. They only pop molly and inject heroin. #sethfacts

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If your phone dies, Just grab a toaster. #sethfacts

[Kyle Christopher @kylechris9]

“@n_zappa44: Can't wait to see the boys do there thing tonight and walk all over north #eat #NoFlexZone http://t.co/dsydYnBI7k” *their #Kyle

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A one dollar bill is worth exactly one dollar. #sethfacts

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Toothpaste is not teeth in paste form. #sethfacts

[POLAR NATION @dirtypolarnsp]

Our first home game is 9/05 @ 7 against Hill murray! RED OUT ❤️🔴🍎🍓🚨
retweet to spread the word!!

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If you run out of mustard for hotdogs, just use bug spray. #sethfacts

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Putting your phone in the microwave won't make it load faster. #sethfacts

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You can't freeze Ice in the oven at 335 degrees. #sethfacts

[theygotkd @theygotkd]

If @EHaula was on the cover of NHL 15 👍

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The Maplewood Stars are the best team in the league. #sethfacts

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A cement block can easily be mistaken for a Popsicle. #sethfacts

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If a ball is flat, just throw it so it can fill up with wind. #sethfacts

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Bread does not turn into toast when put into the DVD player. #sethfacts

[Avery Peterson @UrvyPeterson]

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@UrvyPeterson is that even a question!?

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Salad is leaves. #sethfacts