Seth Parker

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Playoff committee won’t make this mistake again with the @Big12Conference

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@AustinPunzel Literally hoped on to write this.

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@DraftKings Depends… we talking @NickKyrgios underhand or overhand?

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Sorry forgot to show embids stat line. 5-12 for 18 points. But wait… he had 11 rebounds, ohh and 1 block… but he also altered shots I’m sure they’ll say. Gtfo the heat shot terrible as they have the whole series aside from herro. I’m tanked the end

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This is such a misleading headline to any of the other MVP candidates!!! #nba #espn

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@DraftKings Arabian niigghhhhhttttssssssssssss like Arabian dayyyyyyyssssssssssss

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This is the most packers game I’ve ever seen

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I’m only through 2008 (started in 2002) and Tom Brady already has 14 W’s when losing the turnover battle. I literally can’t tell if the guy really is the goat or the luckiest player of all time!! @ESPNStatsInfo can you do the rest of the work for me?

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Holy shit I figured it out!! Tom Brady (who I’ve called the goat for years) is just Eli Manning with skill. The dude has to have more 3-4 turnover win in the history of the NFL. You simply DO NOT win with that many turnovers and he does it consistently!!

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Shot tracker of @IanJamesPoulter at @TheMasters and somehow managing to scramble to save par.

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@AustinPunzel When you don’t take advantage of a 3/1 turnover ration you’re going to have a bad time #badgers

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Rams by 4😬

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@iMinj21 That was a fumble

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Receiver: Wide open 🤚 Philip river: Make him dive!!

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The colts should be up 2 scores in this game. I called them to win this game but I shouldve known. Dropped passes, missed wide open receivers, missed field goals, not taking points when you have a top 5 D that is doing way more than their share.

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@iMinj21 Nailed this translation. 100% spot on!! Gives me goosebumps!!

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Regarding Tyrod Taylors injury by the team doctor. I’m telling you Black QBs are shit on in this league! I don’t even like going there but you’re telling me Tyrod lost no “value” in the incident?? #nfl I’m happy for Justin and he has been the better QB by far but #CmonMan

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@iMinj21 I read all your tweets and try to translate them before I hit “translate tweet”. #rosettastone

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I think what the lakers and nets have done to the NBA is despicable. People bitched about Golden State and they drafted all but 1 of their core. They made it so 5-6 title contenders from last year are forced to look at rebuilding. Buck, Portland, Denver, 76ers, Boston, Clippers.

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Probably the unpopular opinion... but the NBA needs to pull the reigns back on the players a bit. Players got a little too much control. #nba