Seth Shapiro

I'm an actor in Hwood, orig from Chi and Vegas. I'm into comedy, music, and random skill sports like air hockey and minigolf.

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@Josh_HokitUFC You are an absolutely raging fucking loser.

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@Dummokratie @RealCandaceO In a society where the people who worship Jesus also worship guns.

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@gaykittycorps @BiaReturns Depends on the theater. Some places are downright Nazis about it. It’s because a very high % of a movie theater’s revenue comes from selling concessions.

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@BasedMikeLee What an unbelievable piece of shit you are.. Fuck you forever you absolute cancer.

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@GiteshPandya Wtf why is it in 529 fewer theaters??

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@Grandma_Canada @CEOofAFN Literally the vast majority of Christians don’t adhere to a single teaching of Jesus. This guy is the norm, not the exception. There is no greater example of hypocrisy and ignorance than American Christianity.

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@CEOofAFN You don’t know a single thing Jesus Christ stood for, do you? You are a ragingly dumb fuck.

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@Andrew24475683 @elonmusk It was built on the backs of Black slaves from Africa, you moron. Is there anything whiter than appropriating credit?

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@NateSilver538 What stakes?

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@Interste1Iar_ @laurenboebert It had a happy ending.

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@charliekirk11 If you had the capacity for embarrassment, this would be really embarrassing for you.

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@iamarihannafan @plume__ The drawback: if the app gets too popular, then there will suddenly be huge lines for the bathroom, extending the amount of movie you miss, bleeding into a part you need to see.

See: Waze

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The worst part of Cocaine Bear was the 35 minutes of listening to him pitch his screenplay idea at a party.

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@RonnieBardah Considering the Eagles are still the very slight favorites according to the betting line, the everyone you're seeing is not a good sample size.

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It's pretty messed up that people are assuming that the balloon was taking pictures just because it's Chinese.

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@ahar_23 @perlmutations He still holds rallies to bilk his cult members out of their money & to stay relevant. He'll continue to do this regardless of our talking about him. He is currently the presumptive nominee, it is vital that we continue to remind people of the threat he poses to our world.

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@kuraiholy @perlmutations @DonaldTrump What is your source for the polls for this hypothetical '24 match up? All of the ones over seen have them as Trump narrowly leading.

[Golden State Warriors @warriors]

Steve Kerr on today's tragic shooting in Uvalde, Texas.

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@NickAdamsinUSA My god you are such a dumb fucking hypocrite.

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@RexChapman @AccountableGOP @RepMTG Pretty kind of you to assume she can read.