Seth Tippetts

Comedian, singer, software engineer

[Seth Tippetts @SethTippetts]

Great weekend opening for the hilarious @preacherlawson. Check out his set on Jimmy Fallon that aired Friday night!

Big thanks to @wiseguyscomedy and all the wonderful audience members we had this weekend! https://t.co/j1mIpsW1Km

[spencer♔ @spencerking]

The sad thing about the Crypto Crash vs a Wall St. crash is less leaping to your death from a building and more hanging yourself in your moms basement.

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TONIGHT it’s @CarmenComedian LIVE @WiseguysUtah @DowntownSLC @atthegatewayslc w @SethTippetts @MattTribe Gabe Olson! Shows 7p & 9:30p. Get tix:https://t.co/Im3wbHHbE6

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This weekend it’s @peteleetweets LIVE @WiseguysUtah @downtownslc with @stevesoelberg @SethTippetts https://t.co/9orva0MzFV #slc #thisplaceisajoke #wiseguyscomedy

[Seth Tippetts @SethTippetts]

I've learned so many new words watching the impeachment trial:

Treasory: something that's treason-ish

Nullity: fancy word for "not"

Canard: a Canadian testicle

President: not Trump? Eh...?

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I just posted "What do you call deviled eggs served by a prostitute?" on Reddit

https://t.co/iXIQPJdNCg

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I’m guessing Trump’s concession speech will be about popcorn and Hot Tamales #Election2020results

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Working from home has been great, but I've farted into my office chair so much I don't think they'll want it back after quarantine...

[Seth Tippetts @SethTippetts]

Being 6’9” in a pandemic is nice because I’m above all the “droplets” and I can reach the untouched crate of Lima beans that all the Utah toilet paper hoarders missed. Didn’t buy it, but I could’ve.

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My community is called "The Exchange". They're building another community down the street and calling it "The Exchange 2". Can't believe they're throwing away the opportunity to call it "The Refund"...

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#SLC It’s @BengtWashburn THIS Fr/Sat @WiseguysUtah @shopthegateway w @alexvelluto @spencerking @SethTippetts! Get tix: https://t.co/bEEVlIH87G #comedy #standupcomedy #slc #thisplaceisajoke

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Me: searching “locking butter dish”

Amazon: your dog sounds great

Butter eating dog: I’m the best

[Seth Tippetts @SethTippetts]

Pro tip: if you’re out shopping with your spouse and you need to fart, wait until you’re in a Sephora. Watching people smell perfume samples and quickly put them back makes any amount of shopping feel worth it.

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Nothing motivates me to have a productive day like surprising my hiding-in-the-shower-curtains cat with water every morning

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My wife is funny

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So many great comics have performed at Wiseguys! Always a fun show. Support standup comedy, see a show this weekend! https://t.co/QgGg0GW1iw

[Keith Stubbs @stubbscast]

#showbiz #ThisPlaceIsAJoke @WiseguysUtah

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When your wife asks if her makeup is running, don't reply "it's jogging" #notetoseth

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Italian breakfast cereal is salty and served with warm milk. I hate it more than the US hates the metric system.

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@Puddingpants88 @ellienkate @adjei_naa Clearly you, good sir, are above hyperbole. Excellent argumentative skills. Avoiding the fact that the southern states were built on the backs of slaves, by being pedantic about the scale of individual slave owners. You should probably leave the internet.

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#WiseguysJordanLanding Don't miss @KellenErskine this Fri/Sat w @JoshFonokalafi @SethTippetts. https://t.co/CVyxwcI2yD